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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4200 on: October 05, 2010, 03:36:39 PM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4201 on: October 05, 2010, 03:37:00 PM »
Miss D will be jealous. What are you going to do with it?



































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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4202 on: October 05, 2010, 03:40:23 PM »
The cat was just about to 'play' with it!  eeek:

Rather stupidly I was worried about the cat being injured (doh:) So I grabbed the cat away, grabbed a tea towel and grabbed the snake...  Banghead

There ensued a brief life or death struggle before I overpowered it and dumped it up the road close to a neighbour's house...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4203 on: October 05, 2010, 03:42:39 PM »
ANd how big was this beast which you overpowered with a tea towel?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4204 on: October 05, 2010, 03:43:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 05, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
ANd how big was this beast which you overpowered with a tea towel?

Quite big...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4205 on: October 05, 2010, 03:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 05, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
ANd how big was this beast which you overpowered with a tea towel?

Quite big...  redface:

How big is that in Dinky Toys?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4206 on: October 05, 2010, 03:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 05, 2010, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 05, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
ANd how big was this beast which you overpowered with a tea towel?

Quite big...  redface:

How big is that in Dinky Toys?

It was at least 25cm long like...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4207 on: October 05, 2010, 03:48:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:45:54 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 05, 2010, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 05, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
ANd how big was this beast which you overpowered with a tea towel?

Quite big...  redface:

How big is that in Dinky Toys?

It was at least 25cm long like...  redface:

A slow worm then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4208 on: October 05, 2010, 03:48:12 PM »
Two London buses end to end like?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4209 on: October 05, 2010, 03:48:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 05, 2010, 03:48:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:45:54 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 05, 2010, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 05, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
ANd how big was this beast which you overpowered with a tea towel?

Quite big...  redface:

How big is that in Dinky Toys?

It was at least 25cm long like...  redface:

A slow worm then

Nooo.... it was bloody fast!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4210 on: October 05, 2010, 03:54:13 PM »
Men giving snake measurements .....never going to be to scale eh  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4211 on: October 05, 2010, 03:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 05, 2010, 03:54:13 PM
Men giving snake measurements .....never going to be to scale eh  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4212 on: October 05, 2010, 03:55:31 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

oh so true.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4213 on: October 05, 2010, 03:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 05, 2010, 03:54:13 PM
Men giving snake measurements .....never going to be to scale eh  whistle:

The voice of disappointment speaks  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4214 on: October 05, 2010, 06:54:24 PM »
I have not been in work today.  And.. I have had a lovely day.   cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9:

My youngest has passed his driving test today.   ;D ;D ;D


And.... I will be in France tomorrow.
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