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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4305 on: October 12, 2010, 08:49:39 AM »
Plumber for a dentist? Would you want a plunger in your mouth?  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4306 on: October 12, 2010, 08:52:58 AM »
I am cleaning 40 years of guck off a Mini engine...  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4307 on: October 12, 2010, 08:53:50 AM »
Stick it in the dishwasher.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4308 on: October 12, 2010, 08:54:34 AM »
Stick it in the dishwasher.

Won't fit.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4309 on: October 12, 2010, 08:59:21 AM »
Plumber for a dentist? Would you want a plunger in your mouth?  eeek:


 shutup: shutup:

I too am waiting for a plumber, well, I think he's a plumber he is going to fix the boiler, or so he said.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4310 on: October 12, 2010, 09:04:16 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4311 on: October 12, 2010, 09:21:29 AM »
The plumber has gubbed it  Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4312 on: October 12, 2010, 09:45:26 AM »
Snoopy will have his mouth wide open wide as I type.

TBH dentists have never worried me.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4313 on: October 12, 2010, 09:46:43 AM »
The plumber has not materialised.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4314 on: October 12, 2010, 09:50:32 AM »
Trying to remove the valve thing from the tap the fecking plumber broke the tap   cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4315 on: October 12, 2010, 10:21:47 AM »
Arrived at Dentist for 10.30 appointment at 10.27. Barely had chance to sign the forms before she called me in. 1 filling done, no injection as tooth that had broken had the nerve removed years ago. 10 minutes later back in the car ~ filled up with diesel on the way home (Fvck me that costs!) and now I am back. 
No pain at dentist, no pain in tooth, mucho pain in wallet at garage.

When I had my first car a quid would fill it and that included the service of a man to do the filling and polish the windscreen..... now I have to freeze my nuts off on the forecourt whilst refuelling for myself, there is no water in the squeegy bucket, even if I was prepared to wash my own windscreen, and it costs me £60
Mind you, back then the dentist used to hurt like hell.

Does this mean that life has got better or worse?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4316 on: October 12, 2010, 10:23:58 AM »
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There was a guy posting on the Mini forum the other day.... complaining that he used to get 80 miles to £10 of petrol and now the performance had dropped off and he got much less! happy001

What a tosser...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4317 on: October 12, 2010, 10:25:00 AM »
rubschin:

There was a guy posting on the Mini forum the other day.... complaining that he used to get 80 miles to £10 of petrol and now the performance had dropped off and he got much less! happy001

What a tosser...  noooo:

Mini Forum?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4318 on: October 12, 2010, 10:25:50 AM »
rubschin:

There was a guy posting on the Mini forum the other day.... complaining that he used to get 80 miles to £10 of petrol and now the performance had dropped off and he got much less! happy001

What a tosser...  noooo:

Mini Forum?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4319 on: October 12, 2010, 12:13:47 PM »
Just took the carpet machine back and popped into the adjacent greasy spoon caff for lunch. Ended up sharing a table with little old chap in a baseball cap. We chatted about this and that until I said, "I am sure we have met before cos you look very familiar."

He winked at me, stood up and sang the first verse of "Ferry Cross the Mersey" to the caff  eeek:  He is much fatter than he used to be.
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