The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I had lunch with Gerry ma.....

Oh why do I bother 

[Miss Demeanour]

 


We are not easily impressed you know 

[GROWLER]

I've just got back from 'me'ill'. 

Been in the 'me 'ill'   car park havin' a natter with Ross Kemp for half an hour.

[Nick]

I bet Gerry Marsden could beat Ross Kemp in a fight, like.

[Barman]

I had lunch with Gerry ma.....

Oh why do I bother 

[GROWLER]

I bet Gerry Marsden could beat Ross Kemp in a fight, like.

Gerry Marsden?
Pah!

I've sat down in the lounge of his gaf in Willaston whilst waiting for him to fit his wig on or summat.
 I was his taxi driver when he was playing at the Royal Theatre in L'pool a few years ago.

Few years later I had to pick him and his family and friends  up in a mini bus, and take them to Munterchester airport.

Next?

[Nick]

He's moved to Parkgate now. Tubby, innit?

[GROWLER]

Oh yes, and I've sat next to Stan Boardman in 'The Pollard', also in Willaston, and 'ad a laugh with him.

[GROWLER]

He's moved to Parkgate now. Tubby, innit?

Wha'?

[Nick]

Oh yes, and I've sat next to Stan Boardman in 'The Pollard', also in Willaston, and 'ad a laugh with him.

He is a twat. He swore at me once. Mind you, I nearly ran him over.

[GROWLER]

Oh yes, and I've sat next to Stan Boardman in 'The Pollard', also in Willaston, and 'ad a laugh with him.

He is a twat. He swore at me once. Mind you, I nearly ran him over.

Strange.

He spoke very highly of you too, until i put him right in the picture...like.

[Barman]

Oh yes, and I've sat next to Stan Boardman in 'The Pollard', also in Willaston, and 'ad a laugh with him.

He is a twat. He swore at me once. Mind you, I nearly ran him over.

Strange.

He spoke very highly of you too, until i put him right in the picture...like.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Another road trip beckons.  I am van shaped.

[Barman]

Oh, is it time for my van aerial disease joke? 

[Snoopy]