The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

 

I've given away the punchline haven't I...? 

[Snoopy]

 












I thought it was only wives that did that.

[Baldy]

... the nastiest case of...?

[Barman]

... the nastiest case of...?

Yes... 

[Nick]

Clean. Drive to Stevenage. Drive to Nottingham 

[Snoopy]

Flu jab at lunchtime

[Barman]

Went to the VAT office in Limassol... 'cept the VAT office isn't there any more, just gone... and empty building... no sign or anything... 

Spent the rest of the morning finding the new VAT office - a task made difficult by the fact that the VAT department is one of the few Cypriot institutions that doesn't acknowledge the existence of the English language... 

[Snoopy]

But surely B@ST@RDS is much the same in any language ~ if shouted whilst waving documents and a cheque book most people would understand 

[Barman]

But surely B@ST@RDS is much the same in any language ~ if shouted whilst waving documents and a cheque book most people would understand 

 

I tried that outside the office... I got some rather obscure directions... 

Eventually went to my insurance broker in Limassol and got them to call up the bastards VAT people and ask where the hell they'd moved to... 

Even then it was a bugger to fiund... the old office at least had VAT written on the outside - not so then new! 

[tel]

Recovering from the gym and trying to get warm.

TMR has gone fluff-flinging in Norfolk or thereabouts.

[Nick]

WHAT A DAY! 

Cleared out of Nick Towers #3 in a frenzy of cleaning and then legged it at warp speed to Stevenage for my mate Roger's funeral 

Drove dowin in civvies and had to change into black suit and suchlike in Crematorium car park. Just got my trousers off (outside the car) when 4 wimmin parked next to me 

Drove at warp speed to Nottingham and got telephonic tirade from Mrs Nick whilst on the M1  ( "YOu have abandoned us and I am telling the Boy you have abandoned him." SHe has gone bonkers  }

Arrived here at exactly the same moment as Tesco delivery van. Fridge and freezer and cupboards now packed full. Telly set up. NOthing to sit on 

Off to bed, once I have fought the duvet into a duvet cover 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Welcome Home!  Pull up a cushion, open a bottle, unwrap something nice and sink your teeth into it!   

[Nick]

I think Tipsy is an flirty Gipsy 

Decided to  have a bubbly bath soaky thing in my new Jacuzzi 

Regrettably the bath contains a spider about the size of a FOrd Fiesta 

ANd all my radiators are gurgling., like

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Not at all, I meant get something nice from the fridge!  Apart from your flat mate what's it like, the new place? 

[Barman]

Arrived here at exactly the same moment as Tesco delivery van.