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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4515 on: October 22, 2010, 02:29:58 PM »
Happy Burfday Mr B.  I hope you manage to sidestep the unhappy returns after the collapso  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4516 on: October 22, 2010, 02:33:48 PM »
Happy Birthday! You should have said earlier ~ we'd have taken the p*ss all day.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4517 on: October 22, 2010, 02:35:09 PM »
Happy Birthday Baldy!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4518 on: October 22, 2010, 02:35:37 PM »
It is me burfday like, so going out to have a bit of collapso.

Please forgive me for the posts in about 8 hours time.

Happy burpday Baldy,  I made this for you but sadly I will have to eat it all. noooo:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4519 on: October 22, 2010, 02:47:15 PM »
It is me burfday like, so going out to have a bit of collapso.

Please forgive me for the posts in about 8 hours time.

Happy burpday Baldy,  I made this for you but sadly I will have to eat it all. noooo:




Looks like too many E numbers for me, it might make my hair fall out.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4520 on: October 22, 2010, 02:50:28 PM »
It is me burfday like, so going out to have a bit of collapso.

Please forgive me for the posts in about 8 hours time.

Happy burpday Baldy,  I made this for you but sadly I will have to eat it all. noooo:




Looks like too many E numbers for me, it might make my hair fall out.


Was that you on the beach?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4521 on: October 22, 2010, 03:07:42 PM »
Happy Birthday! You should have said earlier ~ we'd have taken the p*ss all day.

Wot he said.

Have a good one  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4522 on: October 22, 2010, 03:13:33 PM »
Happy berfday like

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4523 on: October 23, 2010, 12:16:39 AM »
Managed to get through the meal (quite tasty) without too many questions from the parents.  cloud9:

Went to the syder pub for sleeping juice.  cloud9:

Then a fight (they do not do fisticuffs over here, just a lot of shouting and arm waving) broke out at one of the local's bars.

After about an hour of gerly stuff one of the locals managed to get so angry that he punched the window of their bar, breaking the pane (absolutely amazing manly stuff  whistle:) then sat at the side of the road crying out loud like a big baby Violins: Violins:
Police turned up and the 'big pissed up fellas' all got in cars and drove away...could not possibly pass a breathalyzer test, but allowed to carry on.  eeek:

I have just left and he is still crying like a 6 month old kid with a soiled nappy.

Quite good entertainment really.  smile:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4524 on: October 23, 2010, 05:23:06 AM »
Most excellent!  eveilgrin:

Glad you had a good evening...  happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4525 on: October 23, 2010, 07:23:27 AM »
You know how to live Baldy!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4526 on: October 23, 2010, 07:36:20 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4527 on: October 23, 2010, 07:39:02 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4528 on: October 23, 2010, 09:12:54 AM »
I am cut off again.

The bridge is closed for the weekend, hopefully the last time.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4529 on: October 23, 2010, 09:46:37 AM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd