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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4635 on: October 27, 2010, 06:30:21 PM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4636 on: October 28, 2010, 04:49:29 AM »



You will be needing to dig out your wig by this time next week. noooo:


Eeewwwww! Miss C!  evil:

You know how squeamish I am....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4637 on: October 28, 2010, 05:25:02 AM »
Good job my sis had some Germolene  sad24:

How did she get it to stay still while she rubbed it in? Poor pussy



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4638 on: October 28, 2010, 08:02:12 AM »
Anyhoo, off to Hogwarts to see the nurse  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4639 on: October 28, 2010, 08:07:08 AM »
If she sees the scratches ten to one she'll ask when you last had a Tetanus Booster!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4640 on: October 28, 2010, 08:07:55 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4641 on: October 28, 2010, 08:09:51 AM »
Wear long sleeves and gloves ..... Refuse to take them off.

She'll just mark you down as a nutter.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4643 on: October 28, 2010, 09:31:44 AM »
Bah!  Banghead

I've been waiting in for UPS to deliver a package (more Mini bits  redface:) which made it to Limassol yesterday arvo...

I just realised it is a bank holiday today - Ohi day!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4644 on: October 28, 2010, 10:34:47 AM »
Bah!  Banghead

I've been waiting in for UPS to deliver a package (more Mini bits  redface:) which made it to Limassol yesterday arvo...

I just realised it is a bank holiday today - Ohi day!

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"No" Day!   I like it  lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4645 on: October 28, 2010, 10:51:32 AM »
Bah!  Banghead

I've been waiting in for UPS to deliver a package (more Mini bits  redface:) which made it to Limassol yesterday arvo...

I just realised it is a bank holiday today - Ohi day!

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"No" Day!   I like it  lol: lol:

Ohi UPS that is for sure!  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4646 on: October 29, 2010, 05:49:31 PM »
Been here today was quite interesting.

http://www.buildstore.co.uk/mykindofhome/index.html
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4647 on: October 29, 2010, 05:58:24 PM »
Been here today was quite interesting.

http://www.buildstore.co.uk/mykindofhome/index.html

oooohhhh... are you going to self-build? Shall I start a thread for you, all ready like...?  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4648 on: October 29, 2010, 06:27:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4649 on: October 29, 2010, 06:48:29 PM »
Been here today was quite interesting.

http://www.buildstore.co.uk/mykindofhome/index.html

oooohhhh... are you going to self-build? Shall I start a thread for you, all ready like...?  cloud9:

Prolly best not until the new year.

Had to drive up and down for that matter, the A43 the trees are now very autumnal they were almost glowing quite beautiful. cloud9:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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