The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Just been to do a job in Chester that was booled in for me last Thursday specifically for today, monday 01/11/10.

You wonder why I flip sometimes?
The useless gormless bone idle thoughtless incompitant 'stealer' forgot to tell the customer about the arrangement, but suggested I could go to her house, 40 miles away in Shropshire........

The good news is I've found a clubby rear bumper Growler! 

[GROWLER]

Just been to do a job in Chester that was booled in for me last Thursday specifically for today, monday 01/11/10.

You wonder why I flip sometimes?
The useless gormless bone idle thoughtless incompitant 'stealer' forgot to tell the customer about the arrangement, but suggested I could go to her house, 40 miles away in Shropshire........

The good news is I've found a clubby rear bumper Growler! 

What exactly has that got to do with my rant....just roughly speaking will suffice?

[Snoopy]

You are just jealous that I lead such an exciting life 

What's the going rate?  

[Barman]

Just been to do a job in Chester that was booled in for me last Thursday specifically for today, monday 01/11/10.

You wonder why I flip sometimes?
The useless gormless bone idle thoughtless incompitant 'stealer' forgot to tell the customer about the arrangement, but suggested I could go to her house, 40 miles away in Shropshire........

The good news is I've found a clubby rear bumper Growler! 

What exactly has that got to do with my rant....just roughly speaking will suffice?

i thought you'd be pleased like... cheer you up a bit like... take yer mind off things like...

[GROWLER]

Just been to do a job in Chester that was booled in for me last Thursday specifically for today, monday 01/11/10.

You wonder why I flip sometimes?
The useless gormless bone idle thoughtless incompitant 'stealer' forgot to tell the customer about the arrangement, but suggested I could go to her house, 40 miles away in Shropshire........

The good news is I've found a clubby rear bumper Growler! 

What exactly has that got to do with my rant....just roughly speaking will suffice?

i thought you'd be pleased like... cheer you up a bit like... take yer mind off things like...

Yea. I suppose so.
Sorry. Just a bit tetchy and annoyed.

Where you gerrit from then, and ....HOW MUCH?

Good nick like?

[Barman]

Just been to do a job in Chester that was booled in for me last Thursday specifically for today, monday 01/11/10.

You wonder why I flip sometimes?
The useless gormless bone idle thoughtless incompitant 'stealer' forgot to tell the customer about the arrangement, but suggested I could go to her house, 40 miles away in Shropshire........

The good news is I've found a clubby rear bumper Growler! 

What exactly has that got to do with my rant....just roughly speaking will suffice?

i thought you'd be pleased like... cheer you up a bit like... take yer mind off things like...

Yea. I suppose so.
Sorry. Just a bit tetchy and annoyed.

Where you gerrit from then, and ....HOW MUCH?

Good nick like?

A bloke in the UK like... pick it up next week...

Bumper, crakshaft pulley with damper and heater control panel - £60! 

[GROWLER]

Have you actually seen the bumper though? 

[Barman]

Have you actually seen the bumper though? 

No... he is sending pikchurze this arvo...

[Miss Demeanour]

I have shredded 6 months worth of bills / letters & crap. Paper confetti everywhere 

[Barman]

I have shredded 6 months worth of bills / letters & crap. Paper confetti everywhere 

The ones you'll be needing tomorrow? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I remain confident 

[Barman]

I remain confident 

Foolish child... 

[GROWLER]

Have you actually seen the bumper though? 

No... he is sending pikchurze this arvo...

Yes, well, and? 

[Barman]

No pics... 

[GROWLER]

No pics... 

So?
What now then?
Have you contacted him?
Do these 'bits' actually exist?

You ARE going to tell us all that you HAVEN'T paid for them yet, aren't you?

As long as the bumper is sraight and hasn't actually gone into holes are the main criteria....and that it DOES actually exist too obviously.