The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Tube strike joy 

[Nick]

Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house 

Plod on the way!

[Barman]

Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house 

Plod on the way!

Is she hot stuff then...? 

[Nick]

|Our doormat is 

[Miss Demeanour]

Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house 

Plod on the way!

Growler will be an unbelieving bear 

[Miss Demeanour]

There is a house in Nott Ingham
They call Nick's shack of fun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor gal
And God I know I'll never be one 

[Nick]

 

























 

[GROWLER]

Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house 

Plod on the way!

Growler will be an unbelieving bear 

You know me SO well.

Still, if all this crappy land of fantasy twiddle twoddle entertains you lot, then so be it I suppose.

[Nick]

 

[Uncle Mort]

I believe every word.  

[Barman]

There is a house in Nott Ingham
They call Nick's shack of fun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor gal
And God I know I'll never be one 

There is a house in Nottingham
A hooker burnt it down
Plod, they came -arrested her
She was wearing Nick's dressing gown

 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

We should have a thread of limericks dedicated to Nick 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

We should have a thread of limericks dedicated to Nick 

There is a house in Nottingham
A loony he lives there
His hoover full of ladybirds
And hookers on the stairs

[Miss Demeanour]

There was a new neighbour called Nick
Whose new house was so full of tricks
In the garage, in the hall
These 'ladies' did it all
But not him...that would be taking the mick