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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4755 on: November 03, 2010, 10:20:36 AM »
There lives a bloke in Nottingham
Who thinks his friends have forgotten him
But as this thread shows
That everyone knows
When it comes to tales ~ he's gotten some.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4756 on: November 03, 2010, 10:50:09 AM »
Anyhoo, just been having coffee with the very nice blonde laydee scene of crimes officer  eyes: eyes: eyes:

I asked the earlier plod why this otherwise posh area is a red light area. Seems there was a GI base on the Goose Fair site in 1944 and the business never went away! It's nice to know that modern yoof are continuing wartime traditions!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4757 on: November 03, 2010, 10:53:40 AM »


I used to have one of these but HM wanted it back ..... you may need one.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4758 on: November 03, 2010, 11:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2010, 10:50:09 AM
Anyhoo, just been having coffee with the very nice blonde laydee scene of crimes officer  eyes: eyes: eyes:

I asked the earlier plod why this otherwise posh area is a red light area. Seems there was a GI base on the Goose Fair site in 1944 and the business never went away! It's nice to know that modern yoof are continuing wartime traditions!

What makes you thing it's the yoof? ....Surely they just have to go down to the local Spar ... buy a couple of bacardi Breezers ...ply the local hoopy earrings and ponytails and Bob's your uncle ( not our Uncle I hasten to add  8) )
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4759 on: November 03, 2010, 11:47:46 AM »
I look forward to your visit. YOu could make a few bob to cover your trainfare, like.

Wear a mini-skirt
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4760 on: November 03, 2010, 11:49:53 AM »
F**k right off ...I am wearing what I want to wear thank you very much whistle:

Have you even confirmed if the date is suitable yet ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4761 on: November 03, 2010, 02:57:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 03, 2010, 11:49:53 AM
F**k right off ...I am wearing what I want to wear thank you very much whistle:

Have you even confirmed if the date is suitable yet ?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4762 on: November 03, 2010, 03:59:30 PM »
For why are you shocked ?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4763 on: November 03, 2010, 04:00:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 03, 2010, 03:59:30 PM
For why are you shocked ?   rubschin:

Potty mouth....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4764 on: November 03, 2010, 07:57:57 PM »
I have officially started my Crimbo shopping today with the aim to be finished by the end of this month and not even going anywhere near a shop for the purpose of pressy hunting in December  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4765 on: November 03, 2010, 08:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 03, 2010, 07:57:57 PM
I have officially started my Crimbo shopping today with the aim to be finished by the end of this month and not even going anywhere near a shop for the purpose of pressy hunting in December  noooo:

Here we go then ey? ::)
Give me bloody strength. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4766 on: November 03, 2010, 08:08:27 PM »
Just back home after an enjoyable ( sick2:) ten hours of retail therapy.
 surrender: surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4767 on: November 03, 2010, 08:09:20 PM »
Ten hours  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4768 on: November 03, 2010, 08:13:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 03, 2010, 08:08:27 PM
Just back home after an enjoyable ( sick2:) ten hours of retail therapy.
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For cryin' out bloody loud, VERY LOUD!
Another one. ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4769 on: November 03, 2010, 08:22:54 PM »
I went to the supermarket today... it was only when I came out that I realised I was parked next to the most mahoosive Xmas tree in the whole world...  redface:

Inside of the shop was full of Xmas shite too... noooo:
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