The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

SWWLTBO is with her Crafting Laydees at NEC this Sunday ..... Craft and Sewing Show!

Doubt that Growler would be interested but there are still a couple of spare seats on the coach.

[Nick]

I see LL and her gerly friends have front row seats tonight for "Lady Boys of Bangkok" 

 

Oh dear. You are in the cast and your secret is out 

[Barman]

I see LL and her gerly friends have front row seats tonight for "Lady Boys of Bangkok" 

 

Oh dear. You are in the cast and your secret is out 

 

[Darwins Selection]

I see LL and her gerly friends have front row seats tonight for "Lady Boys of Bangkok" 

 

Oh dear. You are in the cast and your secret is out 

It is only a small secret.

[Just One More]

Here's the 2010 Growler crimbo shopping list for the well deserving, with grateful and heartfelt thanks and greatest of gratitudes obviously.
You have made my life so so happy this year, each and every one of you.

:

You've bought somebody a colon 

[Snoopy]

Here's the 2010 Growler crimbo shopping list for the well deserving, with grateful and heartfelt thanks and greatest of gratitudes obviously.
You have made my life so so happy this year, each and every one of you.

:

You've bought somebody a colon 

Shouldn't that be in the Medical Centre?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have finished packing.... 

Yet ANOTHER holiday is it? 

I will be happy and not at home, does that make it a holiday? 

It will involve driving my beautiful car on a motorway for hours and hours. 

 

I have arrived. 

[Nick]

Your best bet is in a mini skirt on the corner of Vickers Street. That is the busiest bit of trade hereabouts 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Your best bet is in a mini skirt on the corner of Vickers Street. That is the busiest bit of trade hereabouts 

   I am not in not in gham

[GROWLER]

Your best bet is in a mini skirt on the corner of Vickers Street. That is the busiest bit of trade hereabouts  

   I am not in not in gham

Which roughly translated into English means..............?

Oh yes, I see it now. How silly of me...Nottingham, cute.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Just back home after an enjoyable ( ) ten hours of retail therapy.
 

For cryin' out bloody loud, VERY LOUD!
Another one.

Nice new shoes dear?

For the record I hate shopping, I have two pairs of shoes and two handbags. 

My mother is here, rather than spend the entire day in the house with her I decided to pander to her wants and so we did the rounds. She is in her late seventies and does not have third or fourth gear and is getting very forgetful.

ASDA...Food and crap
B&Q....An hour and a half of faffing then 18 rolls of wallpaper god only knows how        many packets of wallpaper glue, paint rollers and trays x 4 brushes x8
Hobby Craft... Two bags of ???I was losing the will to live.
TESCO...Just to enquire if they had any of the cheese that ASDA didn't oh and tissues and some laydee stuff specially for old laydees.

[Barman]

Just back home after an enjoyable ( ) ten hours of retail therapy.
 

For cryin' out bloody loud, VERY LOUD!
Another one.

Nice new shoes dear?

For the record I hate shopping, I have two pairs of shoes and two handbags. 

My mother is here, rather than spend the entire day in the house with her I decided to pander to her wants and so we did the rounds. She is in her late seventies and does not have third or fourth gear and is getting very forgetful.

ASDA...Food and crap
B&Q....An hour and a half of faffing then 18 rolls of wallpaper god only knows how        many packets of wallpaper glue, paint rollers and trays x 4 brushes x8
Hobby Craft... Two bags of ???I was losing the will to live.
TESCO...Just to enquire if they had any of the cheese that ASDA didn't oh and tissues and some laydee stuff specially for old laydees.

You're a saint.... 

[Snoopy]

Prolly searching for a new cooker 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh dear 

[Nick]