The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

[Nick]

I met an old mate for a pint earlier 

Pity about his terminal brain tumour 

[Miss Demeanour]

 


Maybe Pastis and I will take a rain check on coming up to Nottingham 

[Barman]

I met an old mate for a pint earlier 

Pity about his terminal brain tumour 

Oh gawd... 

[Just One More]

I met an old mate for a pint earlier 

Pity about his terminal brain tumour 

My sympathies Nick, two ex-colleagues went that way, not a nice way to go

[GROWLER]

Treat yourself girl!

Stand by for it.   

[Barman]

Treat yourself girl!

Stand by for it.   

Acid bath murder? 

[GROWLER]

Been up NOT ACTUALLY MY OWN PERSONAL property 'me 'ill'.

Most tranquil and peaceful, and feel anothert little trip coming on at the crack of dawn tomorrow while the weather is nice.
That'll be up someone else's 'ill somewhere else though I think.
I may take me cooker and do a outdoor brekky for meself.
I have some out of date sosages that need cookin'

[GROWLER]

Treat yourself girl!

Stand by for it.   

Acid bath murder? 

No. Sorry. 'It' should have read 'them' actually.

[Barman]

Been up NOT ACTUALLY MY OWN PERSONAL property 'me 'ill'.

Most tranquil and peaceful, and feel anothert little trip coming on at the crack of dawn tomorrow while the weather is nice.
That'll be up someone else's 'ill somewhere else though I think.
I may take me cooker and do a outdoor brekky for meself.

How many is that like...?

Remember you can't go next Friday cos we'll all be there so you need to squeeze an extra one or two in....  

[Barman]

Treat yourself girl!

Stand by for it.   

Acid bath murder? 

No. Sorry. 'It' should have read 'them' actually.

Stand them for it? 

[GROWLER]

Been up NOT ACTUALLY MY OWN PERSONAL property 'me 'ill'.

Most tranquil and peaceful, and feel anothert little trip coming on at the crack of dawn tomorrow while the weather is nice.
That'll be up someone else's 'ill somewhere else though I think.
I may take me cooker and do a outdoor brekky for meself.

How many is that like...?

Remember you can't go next Friday cos we'll all be there so you need to squeeze an extra one or two in....  

I can only do one someone elses, in fact EVERYONES 'me 'ill in one day you know even though I'd luv to do the three peaker challenge.
Absolutely no bloody chance of that until I'm actually completely 100% tired of living.

Friday is cool.

[GROWLER]

Treat yourself girl!

Stand by for it.   

Acid bath murder? 

No. Sorry. 'It' should have read 'them' actually.

Stand them for it? 

You're losing me here now tbqh. 

I'm talking in hydrogryphics or summat.

Forget it.
I know what I mean and will wait to see if I'm right, which I probably won't be now.

[Barman]

Treat yourself girl!

Stand by for it.   

Acid bath murder? 

No. Sorry. 'It' should have read 'them' actually.

Stand them for it? 

You're losing me here now tbqh. 

I'm talking in hydrogryphics or summat.

Forget it.
I know what I mean and will wait to see if I'm right, which I probably won't be now.

Tell me on Friday like... 

[GROWLER]

Tis good.

Haven't checked to see if Mini owners club are there yet, but they probably will be.

I'm leaving me c/cards at home this year. Temptaion is a wicked thing, and came sooooo so close to 'losing it' last year.