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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4890 on: November 07, 2010, 09:04:35 PM »
I have an Owlpoon, strangely  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4891 on: November 07, 2010, 09:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2010, 07:57:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 07, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
What's up BM?  I am looking forward to listening to Growlers owl impersonation at the Christmas bash.  It will beat my party piece hands down. noooo:

Agreed... a SlugPoonTM demonstration isn't exactly dynamic is it...?  noooo:

That may be so but I pole dance and I have lime green Lycra and sequins . sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4892 on: November 07, 2010, 11:15:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2010, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: tel on November 07, 2010, 02:26:19 PM

Stayed awake, listening to some owls till about 2:30.
Nice big brekkie then easy trip home, BIL driving (cos I don't)  ;D

Did you know that I can do a superb and accurate OWL impression...the noise that is, not the flying bit. noooo:
Not bad for a bear is it, like? ;)

I made a nice big brekkie in the sunshine , under the shadows of some snow capped very big 'ills I did. cloud9:

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Sorry BM. I thought you knew.

I could hoot in the entrance hall of the NEC on Friday, and you'd find me ded easy then ey?
Sort of a homing cry type thing.

Come up with some crackin' ideas me don't I ey? angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4893 on: November 08, 2010, 02:57:14 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 11:15:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2010, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: tel on November 07, 2010, 02:26:19 PM

Stayed awake, listening to some owls till about 2:30.
Nice big brekkie then easy trip home, BIL driving (cos I don't)  ;D

Did you know that I can do a superb and accurate OWL impression...the noise that is, not the flying bit. noooo:
Not bad for a bear is it, like? ;)

I made a nice big brekkie in the sunshine , under the shadows of some snow capped very big 'ills I did. cloud9:

doh:

Sorry BM. I thought you knew.

I could hoot in the entrance hall of the NEC on Friday, and you'd find me ded easy then ey?
Sort of a homing cry type thing.

Come up with some crackin' ideas me don't I ey? angel1

How will I hear it wiv me titanium headphones on like....?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4894 on: November 08, 2010, 08:37:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 08, 2010, 02:57:14 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 11:15:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2010, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 07, 2010, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: tel on November 07, 2010, 02:26:19 PM

Stayed awake, listening to some owls till about 2:30.
Nice big brekkie then easy trip home, BIL driving (cos I don't)  ;D

Did you know that I can do a superb and accurate OWL impression...the noise that is, not the flying bit. noooo:
Not bad for a bear is it, like? ;)

I made a nice big brekkie in the sunshine , under the shadows of some snow capped very big 'ills I did. cloud9:

doh:

Sorry BM. I thought you knew.

I could hoot in the entrance hall of the NEC on Friday, and you'd find me ded easy then ey?
Sort of a homing cry type thing.

Come up with some crackin' ideas me don't I ey? angel1

How will I hear it wiv me titanium headphones on like....?  ::)


Just follow the Security Guards who will be throwing him out of the doors!  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4895 on: November 08, 2010, 10:57:45 AM »
Been to 4 monthly Diabetes Outpatient Clinic. Consultant seen ~ says he is very pleased with the control I am exercising over the condition. All blood tests etc showed "well managed blood sugar levels" also Liver, kidneys and thyroid are "normal" apart from known kidney damage (old rugby injury) and even that is "stable"  cloud9:

Low level bollocking for starting smoking after 15 years! Must try to stop! I know it is stoopid but I was trying to get off the valium is my only excuse.  shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4896 on: November 09, 2010, 07:14:13 AM »
Today I shall be mainly waiting in for the plumber.

Have already set and lit fires.

Also changed battery in the smoke detector which has "Bleeped" at intervals throughout the night .... would have done it at 2am but SWWLTBO reminded me that when changing the battery it makes a lot of noise and that would wake the kids.

Donja just hate being a householder?  censored:





PS The THW has the flu ..... and she has lost her voice (Now that's what I call a RESULT!)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4897 on: November 09, 2010, 07:17:43 AM »
Don't kids have an ability to sleep through earthquakes  rubschin: ....swwltbo  was probably more worried about your elf & safety  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4898 on: November 09, 2010, 07:21:54 AM »
Changed the battery whilst the PC was backing up the pub system at 6.30.
 cussing: Bloody kids never stirred!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4899 on: November 09, 2010, 08:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 07, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
I am looking forward to listening to Growlers owl impersonation at the Christmas bash. 

Has anybody thought to ask him if the impersonation is 'Twit-Twoo' like an owl, or an 'owl like a wolf?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4900 on: November 09, 2010, 08:39:29 AM »
Oh ~ it's the Twit variety for sure  razz:







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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4901 on: November 09, 2010, 10:08:45 AM »
Waiting for the removal company to rock up and give me a quote.  Given the weather this is not a bad place to be. cloud9:



He has now been. He whined a lot. I did not like him at all.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4902 on: November 09, 2010, 01:48:40 PM »
Plumber arrived at 12.
He has the boiler spread all over the utility room and has now "gone for parts"
Hopes to get them locally (that could anywhere from Llandudno to Chester) and "fingers crossed .... should be finished today"  eeek:

Meanwhile I have been to the chemist for Lemsips and the THW, having finally woken at 1030, graciously demanded two scrambled eggs and three slices of buttered toast. That was cooked by me and Minor carried it to her room for me.

She has now summoned him and said that she thinks she could manage a plate of Risotto and a mug of soup  eeek:

She has also instructed that we wake her at 3 as she has a driving lesson at 3.30.

Oh and can she have Noodles and Quorn Burgers (note plural) for her dinner when she gets back from the driving lesson.

Clearly she does not have flu  angry041:

She may have my boot up her arse by the end of the day!  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4903 on: November 09, 2010, 02:03:54 PM »
Tell her that the doctor advises pork  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4904 on: November 09, 2010, 02:11:43 PM »
That is prolly what has caused her "ailment" ~ spent the weekend in Leicester with BF!

Yes ~ with cider I have no doubt  evil:
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