The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Darwins Selection]

How was the car show?

Don't wind him up.

He probably hasn't got out of the car park yet.

[Barman]

How was the car show?

Don't wind him up.

He probably hasn't got out of the RSPCA pound yet.

 

[Snoopy]

I did warn you

[GROWLER]

How was the car show?

Good job you've moved and I no longer know or even remotely care where you reside, that's all I can say.
Be thankful, be very very thankful.

[GROWLER]

How was the car show?

I thought it was cancelled like? 

YOU will be bloody well cancelled if I get near you.

[Snoopy]

BM is now looking for an earlier flight to Cyprus.  

[Nick]

Do any hooting, old bear?

[GROWLER]

Anyone want a 5' tall cuddly toy bear?

[GROWLER]

Do any hooting, old bear?

You just carry on digging , you rancid arse wipe.

[Nick]

Anyone want a 5' tall cuddly toy bear?

You keep him, or is it a gerl bear?  

[Snoopy]

Anyone want a 5' tall cuddly toy bear?

Oh Growler ~ You didn't?


I feel an apology is due from someone.

[Nick]

Yes. BM and JOM are so unreliable 

[Barman]

Anyone want a 5' tall cuddly toy bear?

Oh Growler ~ You didn't?


I feel an apology is due from someone.

Nick!

Apologise immediately like.... 

[Snoopy]

Anyone want a 5' tall cuddly toy bear?

Oh Growler ~ You didn't?


I feel an apology is due from someone.

Nick!

Apologise immediately like....  

You worm!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I shall mostly be packing... 

As will I.

Do mine... I'll be your best friend like... 

I am sort of assuming that yours is a suitcase or two.  Mine is a house.  I am thinking of inviting the neighbours to a packing party.  A case or two of wine a load of cardboard boxes and some bubble wrap, what could possibly go wrong?