The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

I sub-contracted that task

[Bar Wench]

Oh dear has BM started drooling uncontrollably again?

[Snoopy]

When did he ever not?

Watch

[Bar Wench]

Bless him and his odd mind

[Grumpmeister]

Oh dear has BM started drooling uncontrollably again?

We've had to give him a plastic bucket as the other one had started to rust.  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Of course...my door is always open for you Miss C 

I hope I am not speaking out of turn Miss D and I are having a moment.

We might sell photographs later.

[Barman]

Of course...my door is always open for you Miss C 

I hope I am not speaking out of turn Miss D and I are having a moment.

We might sell photographs later.

 

[Snoopy]

The mental image is 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am wondering if I stare really long and hard at the mess in the kitchen will it go away?

[Nick]

Can you come round and stare at mine too, please?

[Barman]

I am wondering if I stare really long and hard at the mess in the kitchen will it go away?

No... but it will bother you less and less in my experience...  

[Snoopy]

Leave it ~ according to Quentin Crisp (The Naked Civil Servant) "After four years you just don't notice it any more" .... He was was talking about housework and dust in particular.

[Barman]

Agreed!

The dust doesn't get any worse after the first week... 

As long as you are careful not to touch it of course... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I will bow to your superior knowledge and leave it well alone.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Spent an enjoyable day at work.