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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5100 on: November 17, 2010, 12:00:43 PM »
Phone call from Boiler Engineer's office ~ he has had a head-on collision with a car on a narrow hump backed bridge, about ten minutes from here. Girl driver failed to give way and they met in the middle! He is OK but shaken and giving statements to the police. She is en route to hospital!

They will try to get to me tomorrow.  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5101 on: November 17, 2010, 12:01:51 PM »
Wimmin  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Where is Mrs Snoopy?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5102 on: November 17, 2010, 12:52:40 PM »

Being very cross about another day without central heating!  angry041:


Huddled next to the fire, furiously writing a lesson plan for this evening's class.


Not a happy bunny I'm afraid.


And the day started so well!!!!   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5103 on: November 17, 2010, 12:58:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2010, 12:00:43 PM
Phone call from Boiler Engineer's office ~ he has had a head-on collision with a car on a narrow hump backed bridge, about ten minutes from here. Girl driver failed to give way and they met in the middle! He is OK but shaken and giving statements to the police. She is en route to hospital!

They will try to get to me tomorrow.  Banghead

Your life is becoming more like Nick's with every passing moment  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5104 on: November 17, 2010, 01:00:27 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5105 on: November 17, 2010, 02:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 12:58:33 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2010, 12:00:43 PM
Phone call from Boiler Engineer's office ~ he has had a head-on collision with a car on a narrow hump backed bridge, about ten minutes from here. Girl driver failed to give way and they met in the middle! He is OK but shaken and giving statements to the police. She is en route to hospital!

They will try to get to me tomorrow.  Banghead

Your life is becoming more like Nick's with every passing moment  rubschin:


I try to learn from those I admire.  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5106 on: November 17, 2010, 03:40:27 PM »
It's too late for him now ...he has been converted  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5107 on: November 17, 2010, 06:00:00 PM »
To gas?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5108 on: November 17, 2010, 06:43:19 PM »
No, that is my jacussi  angel1


Should that have zzzzs in it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5109 on: November 17, 2010, 06:56:46 PM »
On advice like, I am sat here talking to you lot with a bag of frozen peas on my shoulder.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5110 on: November 17, 2010, 06:57:27 PM »
Mushy?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5111 on: November 17, 2010, 06:59:03 PM »
No Birds Eye Field Fresh Petits Pois  700g £1.65  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5112 on: November 17, 2010, 07:03:25 PM »
They soon will be then.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5113 on: November 17, 2010, 07:32:18 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 17, 2010, 06:56:46 PM
On advice like, I am sat here talking to you lot with a bag of frozen peas on my shoulder.  surrender:

Peas frozen or mushy on your shoulder I can quite understand Tipsy.  Something I often do myself in my wilder moments. confused2:  but talking to us is another thing entirely. whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5114 on: November 17, 2010, 07:54:01 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 17, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 17, 2010, 06:56:46 PM
On advice like, I am sat here talking to you lot with a bag of frozen peas on my shoulder.  surrender:

Peas frozen or mushy on your shoulder I can quite understand Tipsy.  Something I often do myself in my wilder moments. confused2:  but talking to me is another thing entirely. whacky115

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