The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Sporting a turnip in his lapel.

[Pastis]

Today? Errrr, tonight, HK Int. airport... an hour to kill with free WiFi 

[Nick]

I've got a video entryphone here. If someone rings my flat I can see them but they can't see me 

So the vid goes off and I see it's a rather rough looking young wumman. I ignore her.

It goes again. I ignore her.

It goes again. I pick up the phone and say, sharply, "Will you stop bothering me! What do you want, anyway?"

It turns out to be the svelte redhead locked out after a night out at a mahoosive party 

I didn't recognise her in black and white 

[Snoopy]

Another hoped for shag goes out of the window! 

[Barman]

I've got a video entryphone here. If someone rings my flat I can see them but they can't see me 

So the vid goes off and I see it's a rather rough looking young wumman. I ignore her.

It goes again. I ignore her.

It goes again. I pick up the phone and say, sharply, "Will you stop bothering me! What do you want, anyway?"

It turns out to be the svelte redhead locked out after a night out at a mahoosive party 

I didn't recognise her in black and white 

 

[Baldy]

A damsel in distress....

Nick to the rescue.

Could be a good evening!!! 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Nick is gubbed... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Can anyone in here blow up this balloon for me... its the nearest thing I have to a ball.  I have to hold a £50 note between my shoulder blades and press down on a ball resting at waist height on a desk. 

[Barman]

Can anyone in here blow up this balloon for me... its the nearest thing I have to a ball.  I have to hold a £50 note between my shoulder blades and press down on a ball resting at waist height on a desk. 

 

 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Can anyone in here blow up this balloon for me... its the nearest thing I have to a ball.  I have to hold a £50 note between my shoulder blades and press down on a ball resting at waist height on a desk. 

I think you will find that the majority of us in here can be found doing exactly that during most Friday evenings. Tipsy!

[Just One More]

Tipsy = Birds Eye petis pois and £50 notes

JOM = Tesco Value peas and Pizza leaflet stuffed through the door

More importantly, is the treatment working though 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Not for me it isn't. 

[Grumpmeister]

Well end of my first week at the new place and I've really enjoyed it.  I think I've made a good impression so far, at the very least I got smiles off all the admin staff when I admitted I wouldn't be able to say no to anything they asked.

Kind of made up for my muttering at the computer while trying to remember how to program in SQL.   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good for you Grumpmeister.  Now the night life in Ipswich, would you like me to link you up to my daughters to point you in the right direction like?