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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5145 on: November 18, 2010, 03:42:14 PM »
Sporting a turnip in his lapel. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5146 on: November 19, 2010, 01:39:39 PM »
Today? Errrr, tonight, HK Int. airport... an hour to kill with free WiFi  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5147 on: November 19, 2010, 02:36:06 PM »
I've got a video entryphone here. If someone rings my flat I can see them but they can't see me  eveilgrin:

So the vid goes off and I see it's a rather rough looking young wumman. I ignore her.

It goes again. I ignore her.

It goes again. I pick up the phone and say, sharply, "Will you stop bothering me! What do you want, anyway?"

It turns out to be the svelte redhead locked out after a night out at a mahoosive party  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I didn't recognise her in black and white  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5148 on: November 19, 2010, 02:37:16 PM »


Another hoped for shag goes out of the window!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5149 on: November 19, 2010, 03:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2010, 02:36:06 PM
I've got a video entryphone here. If someone rings my flat I can see them but they can't see me  eveilgrin:

So the vid goes off and I see it's a rather rough looking young wumman. I ignore her.

It goes again. I ignore her.

It goes again. I pick up the phone and say, sharply, "Will you stop bothering me! What do you want, anyway?"

It turns out to be the svelte redhead locked out after a night out at a mahoosive party  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I didn't recognise her in black and white  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5150 on: November 19, 2010, 06:11:21 PM »
A damsel in distress....

Nick to the rescue.

Could be a good evening!!!  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5151 on: November 19, 2010, 06:15:00 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5152 on: November 19, 2010, 06:17:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5153 on: November 19, 2010, 08:20:11 PM »
Can anyone in here blow up this balloon for me... its the nearest thing I have to a ball.  I have to hold a £50 note between my shoulder blades and press down on a ball resting at waist height on a desk.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5154 on: November 19, 2010, 08:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 19, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
Can anyone in here blow up this balloon for me... its the nearest thing I have to a ball.  I have to hold a £50 note between my shoulder blades and press down on a ball resting at waist height on a desk.  whistle:

 eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5155 on: November 19, 2010, 08:40:49 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 19, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
Can anyone in here blow up this balloon for me... its the nearest thing I have to a ball.  I have to hold a £50 note between my shoulder blades and press down on a ball resting at waist height on a desk.  whistle:


I think you will find that the majority of us in here can be found doing exactly that during most Friday evenings. Tipsy! ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5156 on: November 19, 2010, 08:47:54 PM »
Tipsy = Birds Eye petis pois and £50 notes

JOM = Tesco Value peas and Pizza leaflet stuffed through the door

More importantly, is the treatment working though  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5157 on: November 19, 2010, 09:05:19 PM »
Not for me it isn't.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5158 on: November 19, 2010, 09:32:20 PM »
Well end of my first week at the new place and I've really enjoyed it.  cloud9: I think I've made a good impression so far, at the very least I got smiles off all the admin staff when I admitted I wouldn't be able to say no to anything they asked.

Kind of made up for my muttering at the computer while trying to remember how to program in SQL.  lol: 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5159 on: November 19, 2010, 10:28:15 PM »
Good for you Grumpmeister.  Now the night life in Ipswich, would you like me to link you up to my daughters to point you in the right direction like?
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