The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Bursting into tears is allowed.  A huge hug is winging it's way to you. xxxx

[Nick]

 

Gay vicars, eh? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Could only be associated with you eh 

[Snoopy]

Frankly I dunno how he does it ..... but somehow he manages. 

[Nick]

Oi!! THey are her mates 

[Barman]

Oi!! THey are her mates 

You made Miss D cry! 

[Nick]

That would be the 5 lbs of onions (fooking online shopping  )

[Barman]

That would be the 5 lbs of onions (fooking online shopping  )

 

[Miss Demeanour]

And so the interfering busy bodies ( my aunts and uncles for example )  have started putting their oars in around the 'arrangements' ...FFS why can't people just back the fuck off. My aunt has just said "well if you're ok with going against your mother's wishes " . How ffing dare she.

What's it all over ..the mode and quantity of transportation to the funeral  

She doesn't ring me from one year to the next but today I have 1 sentence of how are you and then the campaign to do what they want speech

I could kill someone right now

[Nick]

My mum's will specified that she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where 

Doesn't Wenchy keep her dad on the mantelpiece and take him out to pubs and stuff?

[Barman]

And so the interfering busy bodies ( my aunts and uncles for example )  have started putting their oars in around the 'arrangements' ...FFS why can't people just back the fuck off. My aunt has just said "well if you're ok with going against your mother's wishes " . How ffing dare she.

What's it all over ..the mode and quantity of transportation to the funeral  

She doesn't ring me from one year to the next but today I have 1 sentence of how are you and then the campaign to do what they want speech

I could kill someone right now

Oh dear...

I'm afraid you will have to be hard and tell them in no uncertain terms that 'all the arrangements are in hand thank you very much'...  

[Nick]

And so the interfering busy bodies ( my aunts and uncles for example )  have started putting their oars in around the 'arrangements' ...FFS why can't people just back the fuck off. My aunt has just said "well if you're ok with going against your mother's wishes " . How ffing dare she.

What's it all over ..the mode and quantity of transportation to the funeral  

She doesn't ring me from one year to the next but today I have 1 sentence of how are you and then the campaign to do what they want speech

I could kill someone right now

Oh dear...

I'm afraid you will have to be hard and tell them in no uncertain terms that 'all the arrangements are in hand thank you very much'...  

Wot he said

[Barman]

And so the interfering busy bodies ( my aunts and uncles for example )  have started putting their oars in around the 'arrangements' ...FFS why can't people just back the fuck off. My aunt has just said "well if you're ok with going against your mother's wishes " . How ffing dare she.

What's it all over ..the mode and quantity of transportation to the funeral  

She doesn't ring me from one year to the next but today I have 1 sentence of how are you and then the campaign to do what they want speech

I could kill someone right now

Oh dear...

I'm afraid you will have to be hard and tell them in no uncertain terms that 'all the arrangements are in hand thank you very much'...  

Wot he said

 

[tel]

Afraid these things tend to happen.

I did not see eye to eye with my sister over my mums funeral, but bit my tongue as I didn't want to upset my dad.
It hurt.

[Barman]

Afraid these things tend to happen.

I did not see eye to eye with my sister over my mums funeral, but bit my tongue as I didn't want to upset my dad.
It hurt.

Well of course it did - the tongue has millions of nerve end- Oh I see...