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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5280 on: November 24, 2010, 08:19:45 PM »
Wot!  You mean it's all been an illusion?   sad24: sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5281 on: November 24, 2010, 08:21:18 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 08:19:45 PM
Wot!  You mean it's all been an illusion?   sad24: sad24:

You'll wake up soon and it will all have been a dream...  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5282 on: November 24, 2010, 09:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 08:09:51 PM
I shall put a call in to the RAC in the morning ~ tonight is a lost cause  noooo:

Give it a whack with a blunt object...a hammer will do...PS...Not to be confused with BM's Clueless game...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5283 on: November 25, 2010, 06:50:57 AM »
Getting ready for work... I have been asleep for 9 hours.  Am I ill?   surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5284 on: November 25, 2010, 06:53:44 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 25, 2010, 06:50:57 AM
Getting ready for work... I have been asleep for 9 hours.  Am I ill?   surrender:

Are you sure you're awake...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5285 on: November 25, 2010, 09:19:43 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 09:45:50 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 08:09:51 PM
I shall put a call in to the RAC in the morning ~ tonight is a lost cause  noooo:

Give it a whack with a blunt object...a hammer will do...PS...Not to be confused with BM's Clueless game...

Define IT ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5286 on: November 25, 2010, 10:02:35 AM »
"IT" = The fecking starter motor.

The trick is knowing (a) where it is and (b) where to hit it!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5287 on: November 25, 2010, 01:44:13 PM »
I agree  ;)

Anyhoo, werk has gone bleedin' mental here today; turning jobs around and back out like a ... err ... a Flash Fish Fryer on a Fast Friday  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5288 on: November 25, 2010, 02:16:54 PM »
Frash Fish Flyer on a Fast Fliday?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5289 on: November 25, 2010, 02:20:48 PM »
Exactry!  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5290 on: November 25, 2010, 07:14:04 PM »
Today I would have mainly been freezing my bollix off if I had any.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5291 on: November 25, 2010, 07:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 25, 2010, 07:14:04 PM
Today I would have mainly been freezing my bollix off if I had any.

In the bathroom with a candlestick by all accounts....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5292 on: November 26, 2010, 10:15:22 AM »
Today I mainly seem to be living with very close relatives of the Addams family.  Lurkio has just popped his head round the door.  I sort of assumed that the rest of his body was attached but who knows.eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5293 on: November 26, 2010, 10:17:27 AM »
 eeek:

Hit him with your candlestick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5294 on: November 26, 2010, 10:18:41 AM »
It's tempting believe me.
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