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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5370 on: December 02, 2010, 07:52:55 AM »
again?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5371 on: December 02, 2010, 07:53:02 AM »
Is it invisible rabbits ?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5372 on: December 02, 2010, 07:56:54 AM »
No and no...  ::)

I was combing my hair like....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5373 on: December 02, 2010, 08:05:11 AM »
Thats one hell of a centre parting
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5374 on: December 02, 2010, 08:05:39 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5375 on: December 02, 2010, 08:10:16 AM »
No and no...  ::)

I was combing my hair like....  evil:

You mean you came in here this morning without first performing your ablutions?  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5376 on: December 02, 2010, 08:42:07 AM »
No and no...  ::)

I was combing my hair like....  evil:

You mean you came in here this morning without first performing your ablutions?  eeek:

Scruffy oik!

No it was a mi- oh why do I bother...? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5377 on: December 02, 2010, 08:58:08 AM »
Ooo a VP party.

Buffet food, sausages on sticks, cheese and pineapple on sticks stuck in a foil covered potato.  I'm sure that there is other crap food that we can come up with.

BM it was a very good try but it's been so long since you had any hair to comb I think you need more practice.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5378 on: December 02, 2010, 09:03:15 AM »
Ooo a VP party.

Buffet food, sausages on sticks, cheese and pineapple on sticks stuck in a foil covered potato.  I'm sure that there is other crap food that we can come up with.

BM it was a very good try but it's been so long since you had any hair to comb I think you need more practice.  whistle:

Shall I do another?  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5379 on: December 02, 2010, 09:16:57 AM »
If you must!  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5380 on: December 02, 2010, 09:18:11 AM »
Who wants to see my Noel Coward impersonation?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5381 on: December 02, 2010, 09:18:49 AM »
Oooh Yes Please!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5382 on: December 02, 2010, 09:19:25 AM »
Who wants to see my Noel Coward impersonation?

Not now Darwin, they want to see my mime....  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5383 on: December 02, 2010, 09:20:42 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5384 on: December 02, 2010, 09:20:52 AM »
Is it iron filings ?
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