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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5415 on: December 03, 2010, 01:37:18 PM »
Don't get over excited ~ most of last weekend's rugby was crap but at least you can look at all those thighs  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5416 on: December 03, 2010, 01:37:48 PM »
I seem to be in a library. eeek:  They have let me join. eeek:  There are loads of books and stuff here. eeek:

Is this on the Cluedo 3 dimensional playing board ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5417 on: December 03, 2010, 01:46:45 PM »
Books and BM are not words that sit well together. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5418 on: December 03, 2010, 01:47:02 PM »
Don't get over excited ~ most of last weekend's rugby was crap but at least you can look at all those thighs  eyes:

 redface:  Sorry I know how you like accuracy in here.  I am now looking at men.  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5419 on: December 03, 2010, 01:52:54 PM »
Don't get over excited ~ most of last weekend's rugby was crap but at least you can look at all those thighs  eyes:

 redface:  Sorry I know how you like accuracy in here.  I am now looking at men.  ;D

 eeek: Accuracy? Here? Foolish Child!  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5420 on: December 03, 2010, 02:27:40 PM »
Books and BM are not words that sit well together. noooo:

Oi!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5421 on: December 03, 2010, 02:31:41 PM »
Books and BM are not words that sit well together. noooo:

Oi!  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5422 on: December 03, 2010, 02:34:36 PM »
And one for Nick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5423 on: December 03, 2010, 02:35:20 PM »
Mustn't forget the laydees
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5424 on: December 03, 2010, 03:03:55 PM »
I know a very funny joke about a genie, but it is far too long to post here unfortunately.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5425 on: December 03, 2010, 03:05:22 PM »
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5426 on: December 03, 2010, 03:07:21 PM »
My sister informs me that all the landlines in Nottingham have packed up werking.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5427 on: December 03, 2010, 03:21:54 PM »
THW's train connection twixt Crewe and Derby has been cancelled. She is now en route via Crewe to Birmingham, thence to Leicester.  ::)

I can see me having to pick her up from Leicester on Sunday  censored:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5428 on: December 03, 2010, 03:30:20 PM »
My t'interweb connection was lost this morning. I ended up having a conversation with tech support in Bulgaria (allagedly); he sounded like this chap:



... but he fixed it  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5429 on: December 03, 2010, 04:20:41 PM »
My sister informs me that all the landlines in Nottingham have packed up werking.  noooo:

All retreat to the castle ..... Robin Hood is clearly planning an attack!
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