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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5520 on: December 07, 2010, 04:39:08 PM »
No parcels here...  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5521 on: December 07, 2010, 04:44:27 PM »
You could always send yourself something   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5522 on: December 07, 2010, 04:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
This happened to me a few years back. Boot light was permanently on, even when ignition was off.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5523 on: December 07, 2010, 05:08:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5524 on: December 07, 2010, 05:12:48 PM »
Must be held up in the Christmas post ... oh dear...  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5525 on: December 07, 2010, 05:29:42 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5526 on: December 07, 2010, 06:22:21 PM »
I have ordered loads of stuff to be delivered. None of it has turned up yet  sad24:

One parcel appears to have been at the depot since the 26th November without even attempting to be delivered yet  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5527 on: December 07, 2010, 06:33:57 PM »
I have been in Gloucestershire, Wiltshire and Hampshire.    cloud9:  Couldn't find an unbarred gateway so am back in Worcestershire.  evil: 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5528 on: December 07, 2010, 06:54:25 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2010, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 07, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
This happened to me a few years back. Boot light was permanently on, even when ignition was off.

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Gave it to the garage who told me they put the apprentice in the boot and closed it.

As for the pet taxi ~ Point taken  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5529 on: December 07, 2010, 07:15:45 PM »
Years ago...in another life, when I was an apprentice panel beater, we had to get into the boot of a car while someone doused it with water from a hose pipe to check for water leaks. We had a torch, so not too bad, but the bastards wouldn't let you out until they'd drove around the yard a few times... cussing:

Of course, being and apprentice also meant having your balls greased from time to time... eeek:

I also remember being sent to the stores for a long weight...I was there all day... point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5530 on: December 07, 2010, 08:21:44 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on December 07, 2010, 07:15:45 PM
Years ago...in another life, when I was an apprentice panel beater, we had to get into the boot of a car while someone doused it with water from a hose pipe to check for water leaks. We had a torch, so not too bad, but the bastards wouldn't let you out until they'd drove around the yard a few times... cussing:

Of course, being and apprentice also meant having your balls greased from time to time... eeek:

I also remember being sent to the stores for a long weight...I was there all day... point:

A tin of sparks, a rubber hammer and some glass nails too...?  redface:

Oh, and some sly hooks...  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5531 on: December 07, 2010, 08:27:14 PM »
Sly hooks... noooo:

It was sky hooks actually

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5532 on: December 07, 2010, 08:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on December 07, 2010, 08:27:14 PM
Sly hooks... noooo:

It was sky hooks actually



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5533 on: December 07, 2010, 08:43:23 PM »
I know someone with a keyboard like that...

not funny when you report that someone has shit himself...instead of shot himself... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5534 on: December 07, 2010, 10:31:42 PM »
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