The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I have to go to Winchester tomorrow. I may meet JOM 

I have to meet my great niece. I have invited her to come and stay. It seems she is scared  I last saw her when she was 9. She was, it seems, terrified of me  SHe is now 25 

Ho hum

[Barman]

I have to go to Winchester tomorrow. I may meet JOM 

I have to meet my great niece. I have invited her to come and stay. It seems she is scared  I last saw her when she was 9. She was, it seems, terrified of me  SHe is now 25 

Ho hum

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The all new "Where are you today?" thread

 

[Miss Demeanour]

This is some poor old bloke's bed. Full of bed bugs ...and the shells of their casings.  

Went on a visit with the social worker this morning...the first time the 'care manager' had decided to go into the room ...even though his fffing client was being bitten to death. Then he went all queasy and said he would have to leave  

[Barman]

This is some poor old bloke's bed. Full of bed bugs ...and the shells of their casings.  

Went on a visit with the social worker this morning...the first time the 'care manager' had decided to go into the room ...even though his fffing client was being bitten to death. Then he went all queasy and said he would have to leave  

 

Christus, I'd have to scrub myself down with Dettol after seeing that... in fact I'm starting ti itch now... 

[Darwins Selection]

I shall never be able to look at a pistashio nut again. 

[Snoopy]

I have to go to Winchester tomorrow. I may meet JOM 

I have to meet my great niece. I have invited her to come and stay. It seems she is scared  I last saw her when she was 9. She was, it seems, terrified of me  SHe is now 25 

Ho hum

She'll be even more scared now!!!

[Pastis]

I don't know if it's connected to the WikiLeaks thing but I can't seem to do my monthly "pay off the storecard" 

[Snoopy]

Yup ... the WikiLeaks attack is causing problems with many systems connected with banks. You can, of course, telephone the card provider and cover your arse that way .... or send them a cheque. That's what mine advised this morning anyway.

[Pastis]

Good point! Could pay over the phone 

[Snoopy]

Good point! Could pay over the phone 

Tha's wot I did 

[Pastis]

Have just done the same 

Customer services claim it's not to do with Wiki...    They're in the process of re-booting the whole system.

[Barman]

Have just done the same 

Customer services claim it's not to do with Wiki...    They're in the process of re-booting the whole system.

Of course... 

[Snoopy]

  It seems some are blaming WikiLeaks, some are saying they are overwhelmed by Christmas shoppers and some are blaming difficulties with the system but denying that they are effected by WikiLeak "terrorists" (presumably because they don't want customers to think they support WikiLeak in any way).
In point of fact the Wiki people are attacking selected banks and since most cards are ultimately connected to one of three card issuers then draw your own conclusions!  

[tel]

Been to the gym today, first time for a fortnight.

Bits of me seem to no longer want to work!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am going to the very back of Snoopy's kennel, where the straw is the deepest and I am not comming out until next year.