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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5565 on: December 09, 2010, 05:35:20 PM »
God knows what you will find in the straw. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5566 on: December 09, 2010, 06:09:57 PM »
I am going to the very back of Snoopy's kennel, where the straw is the deepest and I am not comming out until next year. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5567 on: December 09, 2010, 06:24:07 PM »
I have been avoiding students and police  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5568 on: December 09, 2010, 06:54:37 PM »
However i do have to deal with nutters all bloody day long and disgusterous places  sick2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5569 on: December 09, 2010, 06:57:25 PM »
Would you like me to go ?  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5570 on: December 09, 2010, 07:06:01 PM »
Would you like me to go ?  sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5571 on: December 09, 2010, 07:09:37 PM »
I am trying to buy a beer for JOM tomorrow but he seems strangely reluctant  rubschin: What can possibly go wrong  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5572 on: December 09, 2010, 07:31:57 PM »
You might not be snowed in  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5573 on: December 09, 2010, 07:50:24 PM »
I have been avoiding students and police  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5574 on: December 09, 2010, 08:00:23 PM »
I have been avoiding students and police  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5575 on: December 09, 2010, 08:03:32 PM »
I have been avoiding students and police  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5576 on: December 09, 2010, 08:05:09 PM »
No, really...she told me in a dream I had the other night...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5577 on: December 09, 2010, 08:09:10 PM »
No, really...she told me in a dream I had the other night...

Thank goodness for Kleenex eh...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5578 on: December 09, 2010, 08:23:14 PM »
I have been avoiding students and police  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5579 on: December 09, 2010, 08:37:54 PM »
No, really...she told me in a dream I had the other night...

Thank goodness for Kleenex eh...?  whistle:

Yeah...we wuz in the library... rubschin:she did have a hankie... Oh...Got it

Miss D, in the library, chloroform on the hankie, pressed over me nose as she arched forward...then garrotted by JOM's didder, which was secreted in her left hand, together with Tipsys shovel which she smashed over my head, screaming I hate you BM, I hate you...and finished off with a blow from the chopper...

I think it was case of mistaken identity...

Oh...is this the right thread?