The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

No, really...she told me in a dream I had the other night...

Thank goodness for Kleenex eh...? 

Yeah...we wuz in the library... rubschin:she did have a hankie... Oh...Got it

Miss D, in the library, chloroform on the hankie, pressed over me nose as she arched forward...then garrotted by JOM's didder, which was secreted in her left hand, together with Tipsys shovel which she smashed over my head, screaming I hate you BM, I hate you...and finished off with a blow from the chopper...

I think it was case of mistaken identity...

Oh...is this the right thread?

Nurse! 

[Just One More]

I am trying to buy a beer for JOM tomorrow but he seems strangely reluctant  What can possibly go wrong 

If Nick gets down here late afternoon/early evening I shall be meeting him for a pint like. I'm just sorting out my suit

[Barman]

I am trying to buy a beer for JOM tomorrow but he seems strangely reluctant  What can possibly go wrong 

If Nick gets down here late afternoon/early evening I shall be meeting him for a pint like. I'm just sorting out my suit

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Nice codpiece 

[Just One More]

Not often we see you put the words nice and cod in the same sentence 

[Barman]

Not often we see you put the words nice and cod in the same sentence 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Posh lunch out today 

[Darwins Selection]

Posh lunch out today 

Cod piece in batter?

[Nick]

In cider more like 

[Barman]

This arvo I am tasked with defrosting the freezer in the garage...

Not this morning you'll note when the power had been off for three hours... oh noes... 

[Snoopy]

Female Logic my dear Watson ~ had you not been able, due to lack of power, to switch the freezer back on once it was defrosted LL would have had problems storing the frozen food you need to take out in order to defrost the thing. Now you need to switch off the freezer only for long enough for you to defrost it and then switch it back on and she refills it with food that is still frozen. If asked LL will explain, in the patient tones that wimmin use when they think they are addressing an idiot (AKA Their Husband), that should the power go off, so long as the freezer remains closed, the food will stay safely frozen for up to 24 hours.

Go with it old chap.... it is only a life sentence 

[Barman]

Female Logic my dear Watson ~ had you not been able, due to lack of power, to switch the freezer back on once it was defrosted LL would have had problems storing the frozen food you need to take out in order to defrost the thing. Now you need to switch off the freezer only for long enough for you to defrost it and then switch it back on and she refills it with food that is still frozen. If asked LL will explain, in the patient tones that wimmin use when they think they are addressing an idiot (AKA Their Husband), that should the power go off, so long as the freezer remains closed, the food will stay safely frozen for up to 24 hours.

Go with it old chap.... it is only a life sentence 

I'm digging a tunnel... 

[Snoopy]

Female Logic my dear Watson ~ had you not been able, due to lack of power, to switch the freezer back on once it was defrosted LL would have had problems storing the frozen food you need to take out in order to defrost the thing. Now you need to switch off the freezer only for long enough for you to defrost it and then switch it back on and she refills it with food that is still frozen. If asked LL will explain, in the patient tones that wimmin use when they think they are addressing an idiot (AKA Their Husband), that should the power go off, so long as the freezer remains closed, the food will stay safely frozen for up to 24 hours.

Go with it old chap.... it is only a life sentence 

I'm digging a tunnel... 

Mine found the Glider I was building in the attic!  

[Barman]

Female Logic my dear Watson ~ had you not been able, due to lack of power, to switch the freezer back on once it was defrosted LL would have had problems storing the frozen food you need to take out in order to defrost the thing. Now you need to switch off the freezer only for long enough for you to defrost it and then switch it back on and she refills it with food that is still frozen. If asked LL will explain, in the patient tones that wimmin use when they think they are addressing an idiot (AKA Their Husband), that should the power go off, so long as the freezer remains closed, the food will stay safely frozen for up to 24 hours.

Go with it old chap.... it is only a life sentence 

I'm digging a tunnel... 

Mine found the Glider I was building in the attic!  

All that work... all those bog rolls.... 

[Grumpmeister]

Just had the odd realisation that I seem to have adopted the admin girls, thought it was just me until I joked about it to one of them and they agreed with me.