The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Akchooly, it wasn't 54 - it was 66... 

[Nick]

CUtting down are we?

[Snoopy]

"Lambrini" doesn't go far .... you need four bottles to even know you've had a drink and then only because you need a p*ss.

[Barman]

CUtting down are we?

Oh yes [hic] 

[Nick]

I defer to your experience, Mr Hound

[Snoopy]

Eldest Daughter's first set of In-Laws wanted to serve "Asti" at the Reception.

I said No ~ My daughter, I'm paying... so Champagne it will be!

I recouped the expense in saved telephone bills and hot water over the next few months and gained unrestricted use of a bathroom! What an investment!!

[Snoopy]

Well that's the builder gone. Job done, mess cleaned up, "Thanks for the Tea" and away carrying £280 of my hard earned. Still a nice new double glazed window has been fitted in place of the one with the rotted woodwork so I'm happy.

[Nick]

I seem to have been invited to Worcestershire for the weekend 

[Barman]

I seem to have been invited to Worcestershire for the weekend 

Did you throw a double six? 

[Nick]

I could pop in and give Tipsy a hob-nob, like.

[Barman]

I could pop in and give Tipsy a hob-nob, like.

 

[Nick]

Post me some and I can give her one for you, like.

[Barman]

Post me some and I can give her one for you, like.

[snigger]

[Darwins Selection]

I seem to have been invited to Worcestershire for the weekend 

Sauce tasting or pig sticking?

[Nick]

Pig sticking I hope