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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5685 on: December 16, 2010, 05:54:01 PM »
rubschin: Miss D in bloomers ~ the mind boggles. Somehow I just don't see her as a bloomer sort of gerl.

I'm almost afraid to ask what you do see her as.  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5686 on: December 16, 2010, 05:55:56 PM »
A cottage loaf sort of girl?  A seeded batch sort of girl?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5687 on: December 16, 2010, 05:58:03 PM »
 
rubschin: Miss D in bloomers ~ the mind boggles. Somehow I just don't see her as a bloomer sort of gerl.

I'm almost afraid to ask what you do see her as.  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5688 on: December 16, 2010, 06:23:09 PM »
A cottage loaf sort of girl?  A seeded batch sort of girl?

A seeded biatch?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5689 on: December 16, 2010, 06:24:10 PM »
A cottage loaf sort of girl?  A seeded batch sort of girl?

A seeded biatch?  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5690 on: December 16, 2010, 06:30:02 PM »
She is was your friend  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5691 on: December 16, 2010, 06:36:58 PM »
But... but ...   sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5692 on: December 16, 2010, 06:47:53 PM »
Still no update from the party girl then...?  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5693 on: December 16, 2010, 06:51:32 PM »
I could come round and give you a demo you will never forget
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5694 on: December 16, 2010, 06:52:16 PM »
I could come round and give you a demo you will never forget

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5695 on: December 16, 2010, 08:13:27 PM »
I could come round and give you a demo you will never forget

Ewwwww!  sick2:

His singing isn't that bad I'm sure.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5696 on: December 16, 2010, 08:15:13 PM »
I could come round and give you a demo you will never forget

Ewwwww!  sick2:

His singing isn't that bad I'm sure.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5697 on: December 16, 2010, 08:16:11 PM »
I could come round and give you a demo you will never forget

Ewwwww!  sick2:

His singing isn't that bad I'm sure.

All together now:

"Oh yes, it is!"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5698 on: December 16, 2010, 08:20:29 PM »
Just make sure he isn't BEHIND YOU!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5699 on: December 16, 2010, 08:22:07 PM »
Just make sure he isn't BEHIND YOU!

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