The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Miss D will now be senseless. legless and bloomerless. SHe will, of course, deny all of these when she finally surfaces 

[Barman]

Miss D will now be senseless. legless and bloomerless. SHe will, of course, deny all of these when she finally surfaces 

Perhaps you'd better start a "Oh my poor head" thread for her...? 

[Darwins Selection]

Miss D will now be senseless. legless and bloomerless. SHe will, of course, deny all of these when she finally surfaces 

Perhaps you'd better start a "Oh my poor head" thread for her...? 

She's been found!

[Snoopy]

Miss D will now be senseless. legless and bloomerless. SHe will, of course, deny all of these when she finally surfaces 

Perhaps you'd better start a "Oh my poor head" thread for her...? 

I'm sure she will be the model of decorum at all times, sipping a light, non alcoholic, drink and keeping an eye on her underlings whilst ending her evening as she began: sober, with her dignity and all her clothing intact and in place

  Perhaps I should have put that in the Comedy Room

[Barman]

Miss D will now be senseless. legless and bloomerless. SHe will, of course, deny all of these when she finally surfaces 

Perhaps you'd better start a "Oh my poor head" thread for her...? 

She's been found!

 

[Pirate]

Well, as you know... Oh, you prolly don't know...well, everyone in London has been abducted at some point and chipped...This was the last image of Miss D

[Pastis]

I can hear the sound of a blade being sharpened even as I type 

[Pirate]

[Miss Demeanour]

morning 

[Barman]

Morning Miss D... how was it...?

[Nick]

Ooh her head 

[Miss Demeanour]

Started at 12.30 lunchtime ...got home at 1 am this morning  

But in work as usual today  

I am piecing it all together slowly  

[Barman]

Started at 12.30 lunchtime ...got home at 1 am this morning  

But in work as usual today  

I am piecing it all together slowly  

[Nick]

Ask someone else what you did 

[Miss Demeanour]

Mmmmm like I'd trust these lot