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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5790 on: December 23, 2010, 09:49:19 AM »
I had to look up IED, but      ;D

I doubt he would last long as an IUD.

I was going to make an IUD joke...  redface:

But i thought better of it...   angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5791 on: December 23, 2010, 10:01:41 AM »
I had to look up IED, but      ;D

I doubt he would last long as an IUD.

I was going to make an IUD joke...  redface:

But i thought better of it...   angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5792 on: December 23, 2010, 10:28:30 AM »
I had to look up IED, but      ;D

I doubt he would last long as an IUD.

I was going to make an IUD joke...  redface:

But i thought better of it...   angel1

Never mind, I inserted one for you. angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5793 on: December 23, 2010, 04:50:24 PM »
Hotel ... West Bwomich.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5794 on: December 23, 2010, 05:01:58 PM »
Hotel ... West Bwomich.   cloud9:

Picking up the lingo I see  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5795 on: December 23, 2010, 05:22:42 PM »
Lurkio is a weird relative. Totally  barking.

Today I have mainly been de-camping to a hotel,collecting children from the station and decorating a tree.

I now have to go to the shops. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5796 on: December 23, 2010, 05:33:29 PM »
Lurkio is a weird relative. Totally  barking.

Today I have mainly been de-camping to a hotel,collecting children from the station and decorating a tree.

I now have to go to the shops. evil:

But the shops are heaving!  And not in a heave-ho ho ho way  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5797 on: December 23, 2010, 06:30:16 PM »
I am safely back in Nottingham after lunch with Mrs Nick and The Boy on the Wirral. Bit tricky, that  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5798 on: December 23, 2010, 06:58:59 PM »

Today I have been collecting children from the station and decorating a tree.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5799 on: December 23, 2010, 07:56:46 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5800 on: December 23, 2010, 08:04:08 PM »
I cannot think how he finds these pictures.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5801 on: December 23, 2010, 08:24:35 PM »
God forbid that he googled for well hung boys
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5802 on: December 23, 2010, 08:37:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5803 on: December 24, 2010, 02:04:24 PM »
The girls are off shopping.  I am sitting in a quiet warm and comfortable hotel room sipping a very cold glass of Pinot. There is a large ham joint in the slow cooker and I even remembered to switch it on. angel1 Will be doing some food prep for tomorrow this evening and will wrap the last two presses that I ordered on the interewebly which arrived just in the nick of time yesterday. Whilst wrapping the presses I will be steaming a side of salmon.  All is well in my world. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5804 on: December 24, 2010, 02:16:01 PM »
Been to the horse pickle to see Kafenes...

Walked the dog...

Now have a cold beer in hand...

All is well in my world.  cloud9:
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