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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5895 on: December 29, 2010, 07:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 29, 2010, 06:28:39 PM
I have just received a text message from a friend 'Hi how was xmas wot u doing tonite'?  quite soon after I get a message from the husband 'Hello, how are you, how was xmas, wot u doin later'?  I reply 'quiet and nothing' to both.  I then get, from the husband 'We too nothing please come round for drink and cuddle' and from the friend 'we're doing nothing, come round 4 tipple, having trouble bcoz had wine already'.   rubschin:

Should I go or should I stay now? Comes to mind.   Shrugs:


P.S.  Note to BM... no I don't!  evil:

How many men have you got on the go??  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5896 on: December 29, 2010, 10:38:45 PM »
A very pleasant evening.    angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5897 on: December 30, 2010, 12:17:53 AM »
I have just found a shopping channel. It's fascinatingly grim and awful. eeek: They are talking about stair cracks!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5898 on: December 30, 2010, 07:22:32 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5899 on: December 30, 2010, 08:37:32 AM »
I am in werk like  sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5900 on: December 30, 2010, 08:39:37 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 30, 2010, 08:37:32 AM
I am in werk like  sad32: sad32: sad32:

Good to be back then...? happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5901 on: December 30, 2010, 08:40:17 AM »
There is nobody to play with   sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5902 on: December 30, 2010, 08:41:35 AM »
There's us  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5903 on: December 30, 2010, 08:41:46 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5904 on: December 30, 2010, 08:43:39 AM »
I'll fetch my sticks and slippers then  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5905 on: December 30, 2010, 08:46:00 AM »
 rubschin:

Sticks and slippers eh?



Just a thought but have you noticed that if you throw a dog's balls he will immediately follow them?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5906 on: December 30, 2010, 08:46:23 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5907 on: December 30, 2010, 08:48:10 AM »


Well she wanted to play.  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5908 on: December 30, 2010, 08:50:38 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 30, 2010, 08:46:00 AM
rubschin:

Just a thought but have you noticed that if you throw a dog's balls he will immediately follow them?

It's a long time since I've seen anything resembling the dog's bollox  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #5909 on: December 30, 2010, 08:52:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 30, 2010, 08:50:38 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 30, 2010, 08:46:00 AM
rubschin:

Just a thought but have you noticed that if you throw a dog's balls he will immediately follow them?

It's a long time since I've seen anything resembling the dog's bollox  lol: lol: lol:

I'll send you a picture  8)
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