The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

No .. but he will win the poseur of the year this year 

no, poor sod of the year... 

[Nick]

I have communicated (if you can call it that) with Growler. He has Man Flu and has also had a nurse poking a finger up his arse. I have instructed him to get himself back in here pronto, like!"

[Just One More]

  Chaps/chapesses, you're far to kind.

 

You stole that PotY prize from him with your good looks and axe threats...  

So, if I'd swung me chopper around  a bit more, I'd have had a better chance  

I'll make it up to him

     

  

[Just One More]

I have communicated (if you can call it that) with Growler. He has Man Flu and has also had a nurse poking a finger up his arse. I have instructed him to get himself back in here pronto, like!"

I did that last week (told him to get in here, not stick a fin....), I thought he'd gone into hibernation

[Barman]

Chaps/chapesses, you're far to kind.

 

You stole that PotY prize from him with your good looks and axe threats...  

So, if I'd swung me chopper around  a bit more, I'd have had a better chance  

I'll make it up to him

     

  

indeed... I'd have voted for you if I'd seen a bit more of yer chopper like... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Tipsy has werked her magic again 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

    

[Barman]

   

Tsk, tsk... 

[Miss Demeanour]

That would be me ...jumping on the bandwagon again 

[Nick]

Well


Nigel Pargeter seems to have had it 

[Just One More]

Earworm 

Tum ti tum ti tum ti tum

[Nick]

I think you are on about Pastis' ailment *cough*

[Pirate]

I am watching The Incredibles...

[Barman]

Earworm 

Tum ti tum ti tum ti tum

Fuck!

I had to look up Nigel Pargeter and now I have it too! 

[Just One More]

Oh, I knew who it was straightaway