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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6030 on: January 03, 2011, 03:33:03 PM »
I once thought I had cancer of the gums. My doctor told me to use a softer toothbrush  redface:

So what do you have  Popcorn:

I thought I had ear cancer like...  redface:


still had those fancy headphones on ..???

No, I think LL coming back from the UK has just worn them out like...  whistle:

You don't mean you actually listen  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6031 on: January 03, 2011, 03:34:25 PM »
I once thought I had cancer of the gums. My doctor told me to use a softer toothbrush  redface:

So what do you have  Popcorn:

I thought I had ear cancer like...  redface:


still had those fancy headphones on ..???

No, I think LL coming back from the UK has just worn them out like...  whistle:

You don't mean you actually listen  eeek:

That's a complete No-no  noooo: Just agree with her ~ it's all she expects.

No, if I akchoowly listened they would bleed too...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6032 on: January 03, 2011, 04:40:51 PM »
I once thought I had cancer of the gums. My doctor told me to use a softer toothbrush  redface:

So what do you have  Popcorn:

I thought I had ear cancer like...  redface:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6033 on: January 03, 2011, 04:57:26 PM »
I once thought I had cancer of the gums. My doctor told me to use a softer toothbrush  redface:

So what do you have  Popcorn:

I thought I had ear cancer like...  redface:


happy100


Thanks you... self diagnosis on the Intermong is not to be recommended....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6034 on: January 03, 2011, 05:43:03 PM »
I and My Brother have been back in time and all over:  Palestine, Bagdad, Jerusalem....  and we think we ended up in 1942.  surrender:  Ah well its only once or twice a year.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6035 on: January 03, 2011, 06:04:28 PM »
Tipsy has finally gone utterly bonkers  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6036 on: January 03, 2011, 06:25:43 PM »
Is this one of BM 's new games ??

Back to the Futurio - An Idiot in time  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6037 on: January 03, 2011, 07:33:44 PM »
 scared2:  In space no one can hear you scream.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6038 on: January 03, 2011, 07:36:46 PM »
scared2:  In space no one can hear you scream.

I can!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6039 on: January 03, 2011, 07:39:26 PM »
Tipsy has finally gone utterly bonkers  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6040 on: January 03, 2011, 07:40:01 PM »
Not with a bucket over your head you can't...Anyhoo BMs contribution to the Sci-Fi film thread...

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empties Strike Back (1980)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6041 on: January 03, 2011, 07:56:49 PM »
Not with a bucket over your head you can't...Anyhoo BMs contribution to the Sci-Fi film thread...

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empties Strike Back (1980)




Empties?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6042 on: January 03, 2011, 08:13:29 PM »
Yes ' the empties' 'the empire' would not have been quite so relevant would it? noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6043 on: January 03, 2011, 08:14:06 PM »
Yes ' the empties' 'the empire' would not have been quite so relevant would it? noooo:

They're not all empty tho are they...?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6044 on: January 03, 2011, 08:39:24 PM »
Even you have to admit that 'the empties strike back' has a much better ring to it than ' some bottles which may or may not still have some liquid in them strike back.'  whistle:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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