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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6045 on: January 03, 2011, 08:42:31 PM »
Even you have to admit that 'the empties strike back' has a much better ring to it than ' some bottles which may or may not still have some liquid in them strike back.'  whistle:

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A good point well made...

In fairness, it is generally the empties that inflict most damage...  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6046 on: January 03, 2011, 08:53:21 PM »
Bloody he'll at last, whilst you were prevaricating  I have managed to write half of the script for....

 Star Wars- The Difficult Years When Some Bottles Which May or May not Still Have Contained Some Dregs Strike Back.

It's quite exciting and I will be casting soon.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6047 on: January 03, 2011, 08:57:22 PM »
Can I be an ChewyEwokkyback? lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6048 on: January 03, 2011, 09:00:25 PM »
It's quite exciting and I will be casting soon.

Have you broken something or is it your bronze bust?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6049 on: January 03, 2011, 09:13:08 PM »
Tipsy has finally gone utterly bonkers  noooo:

It's the magic mushrooms...picked at dawn...in the wood shrouded with mist... spider:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6050 on: January 04, 2011, 06:56:51 AM »
It's quite exciting and I will be casting soon.

Have you broken something or is it your bronze bust?

My bronze bust is quite impressive I'll have you know. eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6051 on: January 04, 2011, 06:58:39 AM »
It's quite exciting and I will be casting soon.

Have you broken something or is it your bronze bust?

My bronze bust is quite impressive I'll have you know. eyes:

Oooohhh... what are your silver and gold ones like then...?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6052 on: January 04, 2011, 07:16:53 AM »
When displayed properly they too are impressive, a little tarnished but that is because of their great age. A gentle but thorough rub with a soft cloth would soon remedy that. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6053 on: January 04, 2011, 07:36:19 AM »
Hang on, I've got some Duraglit and a yellow duster somewhere towards the back of the kitchen cupboard  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6054 on: January 04, 2011, 08:06:33 AM »
Running late this morning. Friend phoned late last night , bawling her eyes out cos she had split for her bloke......even though she had planned to end it anyway  noooo:

Hard to be sympathetic when I think he was the most selfish, useless, hopeless, arrogant, plank that has ever been washed up on the shoreline  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6055 on: January 04, 2011, 08:14:06 AM »
Running late this morning. Friend phoned late last night , bawling her eyes out cos she had split for her bloke......even though she had planned to end it anyway  noooo:

Hard to be sympathetic when I think he was the most selfish, useless, hopeless, arrogant, plank that has ever been washed up on the shoreline  noooo:



Was it me?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6056 on: January 04, 2011, 08:17:39 AM »
 lol:

I'm sure LL puts it far more eloquently than that anyways  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6057 on: January 04, 2011, 09:59:46 AM »
GardenGate continues...  surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6058 on: January 04, 2011, 10:04:43 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6059 on: January 04, 2011, 10:08:08 AM »
Tidying away all Christmas rubbish (mainly cardboard boxes) ~ trip to the recycling centre beckons.
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