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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6075 on: January 04, 2011, 12:39:27 PM »
Well done lad!  happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6076 on: January 04, 2011, 12:43:45 PM »
Well Mrs Snoopy and her glamorous executive assistant are in receipt of some werk. Must go and prepare the invoice now  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6077 on: January 04, 2011, 12:46:36 PM »
 eeek: Glamorous? Moi?


Aw-shucks  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6078 on: January 04, 2011, 12:52:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Well Mrs Snoopy and her glamorous executive assistant are in receipt of some werk. Must go and prepare the invoice now  cloud9:

Yikes!  eeek:    December invoices!  I nearly forgot! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2eqX93umXo
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6079 on: January 04, 2011, 12:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 04, 2011, 12:08:54 PM
Packing the whips and chains eh?

Indeed wouldn't want to scare the wrinklies.  I might put the harridan down there when we leave and give everyone some respite.  She went out this morning to meet other harridans and the I swear that not only the people here but the whole fabric of the house breathed a huge sigh of relief.  I kid you not the whole atmosphere changed.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6080 on: January 04, 2011, 12:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 04, 2011, 12:52:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Well Mrs Snoopy and her glamorous executive assistant are in receipt of some werk. Must go and prepare the invoice now  cloud9:

Yikes!  eeek:    December invoices!  I nearly forgot! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2eqX93umXo

And coming soon: Tax Day  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6081 on: January 04, 2011, 01:13:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2011, 12:57:34 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 04, 2011, 12:52:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
Well Mrs Snoopy and her glamorous executive assistant are in receipt of some werk. Must go and prepare the invoice now  cloud9:

Yikes!  eeek:    December invoices!  I nearly forgot! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2eqX93umXo

And coming soon: Tax Day  scared2:

Never mind ~ think of the rebate next year!  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6082 on: January 04, 2011, 02:04:23 PM »
I'm thinking of the rebate this year  razz:

My accountant tells me I'm suffering from fluctuating emoluments ... apparently you can get a cream for them
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6083 on: January 04, 2011, 02:08:18 PM »
YOu had better get Miss D round to help you apply it. She will need some Marigolds.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6084 on: January 04, 2011, 02:08:59 PM »
I can cream off some of the figures if you want  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6085 on: January 04, 2011, 02:51:07 PM »



Poor Pasties  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6086 on: January 04, 2011, 02:52:03 PM »
 sick2: sick2:      noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6087 on: January 05, 2011, 06:15:18 AM »
Today I shall mostly be at the dentist...  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6088 on: January 05, 2011, 06:48:59 AM »
Buy some pizzas while you're out. This time next year we could be millionaires
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6089 on: January 05, 2011, 08:10:08 AM »
Today I am mainly trying to catch up .... AGAIN!  evil:
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