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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6105 on: January 07, 2011, 12:58:28 PM »
Prolly ..... But I have to be ready in case she has passed....... Such gestures are expected of me.  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6106 on: January 07, 2011, 01:04:55 PM »
Text from SWWLTBO ~ FAILED!

Looks like I can continue to have fun in the Fiat!!!

Oh Dear ~ What a Shame ~ Never Mind!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6107 on: January 07, 2011, 01:12:45 PM »
I imagine she is   angry041:

Expensive whatever the outcome of course  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6108 on: January 07, 2011, 01:14:37 PM »
Naturally ..... But I expected more expense.

As for  angry041: .... I gather it is more a case of  sad24:
But by this evening it will no doubt be  Explode:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6109 on: January 07, 2011, 01:16:01 PM »
Naturally ..... But I expected more expense.

As for  angry041: .... I gather it is more a case of  sad24:

But by this evening it will no doubt be

Is your reaction going to be happy100 or  point: when she gets home...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6110 on: January 07, 2011, 01:19:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6111 on: January 07, 2011, 01:25:05 PM »
So what did she fail on, and whose fault was it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6112 on: January 07, 2011, 01:29:43 PM »
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Things may get thrown!

I found mentioning "I passed first time" most satisfying....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6113 on: January 07, 2011, 01:38:45 PM »
I passed first time too  cloud9:

Mind you, I was 31  redface: 

But I learnt to drive in London, like.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6114 on: January 07, 2011, 01:51:17 PM »
So what did she fail on, and whose fault was it?

I dunno  Shrugs:

I'll have to wait until SWWLTBO returns for the inquest.

She is consoling THW over a sandwich and taking her to skool, then she will go shopping and return gawd knows when.

I am not bothered used to being the last to know around here.  tunble:

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I found mentioning "I passed first time" most satisfying....  whistle:

I never took a test .... RAF Section Commander wandered through the office one morning and said "M.O Tells me you are getting a lot of headaches, he reckons they are caused by working in the office with the neon lights so you can be my driver" and threw the keys to his Service Land Rover at me.
"But Sir ~ I don't have a licence"
"Well take the Land Rover across to MT and get them to teach you, Sergeant write this man a chit for driving instruction and I'll sign it"

 tunble:

One hour later I presented myself to the Corporal I/C Driving Instruction and handed him my chit.
"'Owjewgetere?"
"I drove across the airfield in the Guv'nor's Land Rover"
"  ::) Well youse can fuckin' drive then carn't yer ... Foller me"

Into his cubby hole at the back of the garage .... He sits on an oil drum and writes on a form.
"Name?"
"SAC Snoopy, Corporal"
"I can see yer fuckin' rank on yer fuckin' arm ... Full Name?"
He scrawls an illegible signature on the form and walks off to get the M.T. Officer to sign it and returns to hand me the document.
"There yer go lad .... You are now licensed to drive a Service Land Rover"

I was 17 years and 2 months old.

Over the next year or so I was given a licence for every vehicle the RAF operated (a separate licence for each type of vehicle was required) and on demob exchanged them all for a civvy licence by sitting a "Rehab Driving Course" with another  Corporal, who simply signed forms which I sent off to get a full UK Driving Licence.

No I don't think it would be kind or wise to tell the THW that was how easy it was.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6115 on: January 07, 2011, 01:54:28 PM »
So what did she fail on, and whose fault was it?

I dunno  Shrugs:

I'll have to wait until SWWLTBO returns for the inquest.

She is consoling THW over a sandwich and taking her to skool, then she will go shopping and return gawd knows when.

I am not bothered used to being the last to know around here.  tunble:

scared:


Things may get thrown!

I found mentioning "I passed first time" most satisfying....  whistle:

I never took a test .... RAF Section Commander wandered through the office one morning and said "M.O Tells me you are getting a lot of headaches, he reckons they are caused by working in the office with the neon lights so you can be my driver" and threw the keys to his Service Land Rover at me.
"But Sir ~ I don't have a licence"
"Well take the Land Rover across to MT and get them to teach you, Sergeant write this man a chit for driving instruction and I'll sign it"

 tunble:

One hour later I presented myself to the Corporal I/C Driving Instruction and handed him my chit.
"'Owjewgetere?"
"I drove across the airfield in the Guv'nor's Land Rover"
"  ::) Well youse can fuckin' drive then carn't yer ... Foller me"

Into his cubby hole at the back of the garage .... He sits on an oil drum and writes on a form.
"Name?"
"SAC Snoopy, Corporal"
"I can see yer fuckin' rank on yer fuckin' arm ... Full Name?"
He scrawls an illegible signature on the form and walks off to get the M.T. Officer to sign it and returns to hand me the document.
"There yer go lad .... You are now licensed to drive a Service Land Rover"

I was 17 years and 2 months old.

Over the next year or so I was given a licence for every vehicle the RAF operated (a separate licence for each type of vehicle was required) and on demob exchanged them all for a civvy licence by sitting a "Rehab Driving Course" with another  Corporal, who simply signed forms which I sent off to get a full UK Driving Licence.

No I don't think it would be kind or wise to tell the THW that was how easy it was.

Tell her and post pictures of your injuries later  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6116 on: January 07, 2011, 02:00:20 PM »
Text from SWWLTBO

"Tell boys not to take the piss when THW gets home!"


I have my orders it seems.  confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6117 on: January 07, 2011, 02:02:31 PM »
"You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off". I sense an Italian Job evening looming  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6118 on: January 07, 2011, 02:04:36 PM »
Knowing SWWLTBO I feel that she has



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6119 on: January 07, 2011, 03:22:05 PM »
I'm preparing an invoive  eveilgrin:

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