The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Quite so BM I have just ordered two water butts and a mahoosive compost bin. The green house/poly tunnel is next.

I may have to prop up the new sound bar later this evening as there is still some PG left.  I will refrain from spitting on the floor and I will try and look interested as Mr C tries to explain the intricacies of a sub  woofer.

 

[Snoopy]

Today I shall try, once again, to make sense of what is going on around me.




So far I can't even complete the Telegraph Crossword!

[Nick]

Off to see the quack 

[Miss Demeanour]

 Is this the Bob Marley wannabe  living in Hogwarts quack ?

[Snoopy]

Off to see the quack 

The dead cat and graveyard didn't work then. 

[Nick]

Is this the Bob Marley wannabe  living in Hogwarts quack ?

The very same 

[Darwins Selection]

Off to see the quack 

The dead cat and graveyard didn't work then. 

Time for the wire brush. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Off to see the quack 

Snap.  Not yours obviously.

[Barman]

I've been home >>> Limassol VAT office >>> Limassol General Hospital >>> Me Mi in Larnaka >>> Lidl Larnaka >>> Dhekelia for lunch >>> Home

[Nick]

I sit contemplating penury until the phone rings with an offer of a £4000 contract 

[Pastis]

I've been phoning all my usuals ...       

I did however get a nice offer this morning:

Er du på nogen økonomiske rod, eller har du brug for midler til at starte din egen virksomhed? Har du brug for lån til at betale din gæld eller betale dine regninger eller starte en dejlig forretning? Kontakt os i dag for akut eller hurtig lån.

I churned it through the translator and it came out as:

Are you at nogen Økonomisk rod, or do you have brug for Midler til at starting your own företag? Do you have brug for loan til at paying your gæld or pay dine rain lodging or start of a lovely forretning? Contact us today for emergency loans or brisk.

     Although I like the idea of "starting a lovely forretning" 

[Barman]

I've been phoning all my usuals ...       

I did however get a nice offer this morning:

Er du på nogen økonomiske rod, eller har du brug for midler til at starte din egen virksomhed? Har du brug for lån til at betale din gæld eller betale dine regninger eller starte en dejlig forretning? Kontakt os i dag for akut eller hurtig lån.

I churned it through the translator and it came out as:

Are you at nogen Økonomisk rod, or do you have brug for Midler til at starting your own företag? Do you have brug for loan til at paying your gæld or pay dine rain lodging or start of a lovely forretning? Contact us today for emergency loans or brisk.

     Although I like the idea of "starting a lovely forretning" 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I had lunch at the Swan in Bibury. 

[Nick]

I've been phoning all my usuals ...       

I did however get a nice offer this morning:

Er du på nogen økonomiske rod, eller har du brug for midler til at starte din egen virksomhed? Har du brug for lån til at betale din gæld eller betale dine regninger eller starte en dejlig forretning? Kontakt os i dag for akut eller hurtig lån.

I churned it through the translator and it came out as:

Are you at nogen Økonomisk rod, or do you have brug for Midler til at starting your own företag? Do you have brug for loan til at paying your gæld or pay dine rain lodging or start of a lovely forretning? Contact us today for emergency loans or brisk.

     Although I like the idea of "starting a lovely forretning" 

Makes sense to me 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I had lunch at the Swan in Bibury. 

Oooo lucky you Tipsy I have spent many a pissed lazy afternoon there.