Don't start me on tourists!

B@st@rd caravan pullers even turned up over Christmas in the fecking snow and moped about the place complaining that many touring sites were closed. Ever heard of booking ahead? Oh NO! that, it seems, is contrary to the mindset of weekend caravan tuggers.
Still, on the bright side, local farmers made money by using their tractors to haul the silly sods out of ditches, hedgerows and sodden fields.