The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

I went out last evening to collect the THW ~ bloody cold so I put the seat heater on. Well they are leather seats in the Freelander ...... Anywhoo after about 10 minutes my arse was burning .... I wonder if this is Nick's problem?

[Grumpmeister]

My sis wants to take me out this afternoon. SHe has suggested the local Sanitarium 

Are you staying there long only we are beginning to fear for your sanity.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I went out last evening to collect the THW ~ bloody cold so I put the seat heater on. Well they are leather seats in the Freelander ...... Anywhoo after about 10 minutes my arse was burning .... I wonder if this is Nick's problem?

Oh I would think so, anyhoo it certainly isn't mine. I have enough of my own.

[Nick]

Will you stop discussing my bottom 

[Snoopy]

Do I take it you will be in Winchester for longer than originally planned?

When do the car fixers say they will "let you know"?



Oh and I wasn't really discussing your bottom .... it's just that electrics can and do go wrong and the more electric gadgets a car has the more problems occur.
My seat warmers for example.

Anywhoo enough time was spent debating my arse! 

[Nick]

The stealers are "trying to squeeze it in" this arvo. Some spotty yoof is prolly pawing it as we speak 

[Barman]

The stealers are "trying to squeeze it in" this arvo. Some spotty yoof is prolly thrashing it around Tesco's car park as we speak 

There... 

[Nick]

SOmewhere just behind JOM's 'ut are some peculiarly striped cows 

My niece thought they were a herd of pandas 

(She is foreign)

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

My eldest daughter who is not foreign used to like the cow horses in Wellingborough. 

Mind you she used to sing to her toast crumbs and she has me for a mother but I only messed with her mind once or twice.

[Barman]

My eldest daughter who is not foreign used to like the cow horses in Wellingborough. 

Mind you she used to sing to her toast crumbs and she has me for a mother but I only messed with her mind once or twice.

Says the inventor of SlugPoon^TM 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

And PooPoon don't forget that.

Anyway I have mainly been in the kitchen cutting up soap, as you do, this soap is a delicate creamy colour and crumbles rather like Wensleydale cheese. As Mr C has a penchant for most things cheese would it be so very wrong and bad of me to leave the crumbs in situ and see what transpires on his return.

[Nick]

I invented the PooPoon!! 

[Barman]

And PooPoon don't forget that.

Anyway I have mainly been in the kitchen cutting up soap, as you do, this soap is a delicate creamy colour and crumbles rather like Wensleydale cheese. As Mr C has a penchant for most things cheese would it be so very wrong and bad of me to leave the crumbs in situ and see what transpires on his return.

 

[Nick]

SHe is nearly as weird as Tipsy 

[Barman]

SHe is nearly as weird as Tipsy 

You never see both of them on here together do you...?