The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

It just slips out sometimes. 

[snigger] 

[Nick]

Mr Thread. Are you acquainted with Mr Gutter?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well I dont like enclosed spaces so was a bit concerned that I would panic.  I thought there were doors that would close me in so when I saw that there were nt any doors I relaxed.  I am also good with noise too which is prolly what other people might not like.   All in all nothing to fear ... just need to know what is the problem and how they can fix it now, another appointment in 3 weeks to find out. 

 

I have had a couple of scans, I found the noises a tad weird but on the whole was not phased by it.  What followed the second scan was very disconcerting.

 

It certainly felt alien.  I got back to the ward  walked to the nursing station and informed the Staff nurse that I was just going to call my mother. Her face blanched.  Good grief I thought she has heard about my mother. I was taken very slowly back to my bed, head immobilised with blocks of hard foam and loads of sticky tape.  Then fitted with a huge neck brace.  Blues and twos took me to a hospital some thirty miles away where I had an op.  It transpired that I had a broken neck.

[Barman]

Just thinking about calling Mum broke your neck like? 

[tel]

I've just had an email informing me that I will be interviewed next week by an assessor from Investors In people.

[Barman]

I've just had an email informing me that I will be interviewed next week by an assessor from Investors In people.

  That's good right...? 

[tel]

I've just had an email informing me that I will be interviewed next week by an assessor from Investors In people.

  That's good right...? 

Dunno.

Know nothing these people or what they do.
Will have a dig.

[Nick]

IiP is a pile of shite 

[Barman]

IiP is a pile of shite 

There we have it... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Meaningless twaddle 

[Barman]

Meaningless twaddle 

There we have it².... 

[Darwins Selection]

I've just had an email informing me that I will be interviewed next week by an assessor from Investors In people.

  That's good right...? 

Dunno.

Know nothing these people or what they do.

Think of somewhere midway between the Human Rights commission and the Salvation Army and you will be in the right area.

Self-opinionated leeches.

I had the privilege of ripping them to bits when they were imposed on my chums garden centre while Daughter #1 was working there. 

[Barman]

I've just had an email informing me that I will be interviewed next week by an assessor from Investors In people.

  That's good right...? 

Dunno.

Know nothing these people or what they do.

Think of somewhere midway between the Human Rights commission and the Salvation Army and you will be in the right area.

Self-opinionated leeches.

I had the privilege of ripping them to bits when they were imposed on my chums garden centre while Daughter #1 was working there. 

There you have it³... 

[tel]

Should be interesting then

[Pastis]

All hail, Tel the Implacable