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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6795 on: February 02, 2011, 09:59:21 AM »
I was digging up a light on the pathway when all the power went off across the village... I thought 'I know who will get the blame for this'...  redface:

Luckily it has now returned...  cloud9:

And the chkdsk on my main PC which had 95% completed has started all over again!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6796 on: February 02, 2011, 10:03:17 AM »
You gubbed a power station  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6797 on: February 02, 2011, 10:10:05 AM »
You gubbed a power station  eeek:

No, it turned out to be pure coincidence...  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6798 on: February 02, 2011, 10:11:24 AM »
Of course














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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6799 on: February 02, 2011, 10:12:53 AM »
It bloody was!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6800 on: February 02, 2011, 10:17:55 AM »
Do I look like I can multi task?

If BM can do it anyone can  whistle:

But BM can't do it. noooo:

Thank you for that info Snoops.  Books. cloud9:  I am off to the Sheffield library in a while beautiful Art Deco building.  Coffee shop comfy chairs maps and books. cloud9:  I might be gone a while.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6801 on: February 02, 2011, 10:20:29 AM »
Do I look like I can multi task?

If BM can do it anyone can  whistle:

But BM can't do it. noooo:

Thank you for that info Snoops.  Books. cloud9:  I am off to the Sheffield library in a while beautiful Art Deco building.  Coffee shop comfy chairs maps and books. cloud9:  I might be gone a while.

And a bottle of Pinot in yer handbag like...?  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6802 on: February 02, 2011, 12:17:29 PM »
Been on the floor in a wet kitchen... The waste disposal unit flew of its fixings this morning  eeek:    noooo:

It's back in place but where's that bleddy leak coming from now?  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6803 on: February 02, 2011, 12:35:22 PM »
"nd Feb ....officially a day of wrongness  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6804 on: February 02, 2011, 03:10:44 PM »
Indeed it is Miss D.  I propose Voddy all round tonight just to get over the shock like. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6805 on: February 02, 2011, 03:52:06 PM »
I have been teaching squaddies how to fire shotguns....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6806 on: February 02, 2011, 03:53:09 PM »
Are they all dead?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6807 on: February 02, 2011, 03:55:15 PM »
Not a single fatality...  angel1

Akchoowly, to be fair they knew how to shoot shotguns... but it is normally a pump-action job into doors and things...  whistle:

Gonna teach some more tomorrer... All fresh back from Afghanistan like....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6808 on: February 02, 2011, 03:57:09 PM »
I hope they aren't paying him  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6809 on: February 02, 2011, 04:25:05 PM »
I am off to get a stripper.
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