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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6825 on: February 02, 2011, 08:41:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2011, 08:21:36 PM
I can't mend socks  noooo: Praps I could post it to Miss D, like

 happy001 Nice one...I meant your bloody foot


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6826 on: February 02, 2011, 08:57:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2011, 08:00:39 PM
Mr Pointy Scissors? Meet Mr Foot.  Snoopysick:

Makes a change from Mr Mouth meeting Mr Foot.

No doubt it will also make you limp.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6827 on: February 02, 2011, 09:42:11 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6828 on: February 02, 2011, 09:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2011, 08:21:36 PM
I can't mend socks  noooo: Praps I could post it to Miss D, like

You might get your hand stuck in my letter box  - it has sharp edges to deter junkies  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6829 on: February 02, 2011, 10:08:17 PM »
If this is nail scissors God help us when the dishwasher arrives  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6830 on: February 02, 2011, 10:20:27 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 02, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
If this is nail scissors God help us when the dishwasher arrives  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6831 on: February 02, 2011, 10:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2011, 08:09:24 PM
There is blood on my carpet  sad24:

ANd that sock is a goner  noooo:

Yes yes we take that as read/red but is it your blood?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6832 on: February 02, 2011, 10:44:41 PM »
How come Nick's sock is an Arsenal supporter?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6833 on: February 02, 2011, 10:55:48 PM »
I just know that I am going to regret asking but why are Nicks socks Arsenal supporters, any farmer Giles remarks will be treated with the destain that they deserve.






This bleddy thing has a mind of it's own anyone who tells you that Apple are not going to take over the world are exaggeraing in the same way that Bill Gates states that he is a little bit rich!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6834 on: February 02, 2011, 11:13:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 02, 2011, 10:55:48 PM
I just know that I am going to regret asking but why are Nicks socks Arsenal supporters, any farmer Giles remarks will be treated with the destain that they deserve.

Arsenal fans are gooners, Nick's sock is a goner. And I bet you don't understand the offside rule either  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6835 on: February 03, 2011, 12:27:10 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 02, 2011, 11:13:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 02, 2011, 10:55:48 PM
I just know that I am going to regret asking but why are Nicks socks Arsenal supporters, any farmer Giles remarks will be treated with the destain that they deserve.

Arsenal fans are gooners, Nick's sock is a goner. And I bet you don't understand the offside rule either  ;)

No I don't, a fact which is commented  on in certain circles or so I believe. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6836 on: February 03, 2011, 05:51:49 AM »
There goes the alarm.  I must be going to work then.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6837 on: February 03, 2011, 05:56:48 AM »
Mornin'  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6838 on: February 03, 2011, 06:13:48 AM »
Morning Barman and Snoopy, I woke up and smelt the coffee. I full mug please, two sugars
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6839 on: February 03, 2011, 06:16:47 AM »
Coming right up like....  eatdrink013
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