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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6960 on: February 05, 2011, 08:35:43 PM »
I think we may have driven Tipsy bonkers  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6961 on: February 05, 2011, 11:15:31 PM »
I've been on the receiving end of upselling far too frequently today  ::)   evil:

A coffee please
A large one?
No thanks. A small one
Regular size then?
No! A small one!
A blueberry muffin to go with that?
NO!  Thank you! A SMALL COFFEE!  ::)

The pattern has repeated throughout the feckin' day  ::)



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6962 on: February 06, 2011, 12:02:15 AM »
I think we may have driven Tipsy bonkers  angel1

Why?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6963 on: February 06, 2011, 08:31:10 AM »
Once I have finished lazing I am going to head down to the gym and punish myself for lots of over indulgence lately.  redface:

Time to get ready for spring / summer and out of the winter hibernation mode  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6964 on: February 06, 2011, 08:33:16 AM »
I am werking in the garden like...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6965 on: February 06, 2011, 09:00:55 AM »
I had no idea either Tipsy still don't TBH. Shrugs:

All that keeps going through my mind now is  Right Then F**k Me and I'm sure that's not right.

Funny how some peoples minds werk.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6966 on: February 06, 2011, 09:03:34 AM »
I'm starting to lose my patience with Dreamweaver.

What an over-complicated piece of software.
It also hides things and I haven't werked out to un-hide them yet.  eveilgrin:

What does RTFM mean then?

You don't get one!

So... Read the fucking manual?  Makes sense.  ;D

Quite so...  ;)

So no manual, just on-line help which is an Adobe doc with "DRAFT" printed in red letters on every page!

Have now, after lots of trial and error sussed out how this web-site (where I werk) is put together - most illogical.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6967 on: February 06, 2011, 09:04:51 AM »
Once I have finished lazing I am going to head down to the gym and punish myself for lots of over indulgence lately.  redface:

Time to get ready for spring / summer and out of the winter hibernation mode  redface:

Quick cuppa, then gym for me.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6968 on: February 06, 2011, 09:17:45 AM »
http://
I am werking in the garden like...  cloud9:

But you don't have a garden you have a decimated wasteland. noooo:

Thank you for clarifying Tel.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6969 on: February 06, 2011, 09:18:13 AM »
http://
I am werking in the garden like...  cloud9:

But you don't have a garden you have a decimated wasteland. noooo:

Not any more like!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6970 on: February 06, 2011, 09:21:30 AM »
Have you planted some trees then?

Today I will mainly be trying to stay dry.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6971 on: February 06, 2011, 09:24:22 AM »
Incontinence is a terrible thing  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6972 on: February 06, 2011, 09:30:35 AM »
Have you planted some trees then?

Today I will mainly be trying to stay dry.

Trees and plants and stuff...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6973 on: February 06, 2011, 09:49:01 AM »
Have you planted some trees then?

Today I will mainly be trying to stay dry.

Trees and plants and stuff...  whistle:

To replace the trees and shrubs you dug up?  whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6974 on: February 06, 2011, 09:50:40 AM »
No, he has just moved them around a bit
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