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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7050 on: February 07, 2011, 09:59:01 AM »
It is fortunate that her husband is a scuba diver  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7051 on: February 07, 2011, 10:15:35 AM »
Just off to visit Kafenes in horse pickle...

See you all laters....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7052 on: February 07, 2011, 10:17:31 AM »
This time DON'T EAT ALL HIS GRAPES!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7053 on: February 07, 2011, 10:38:53 AM »
Slight change of plan here.  My lathe has arrived it appears to be in pieces. cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7054 on: February 07, 2011, 11:34:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2011, 10:38:53 AM
Slight change of plan here.  My lathe has arrived it appears to be in pieces. cussing:

The Lady is still not for turning then. . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7055 on: February 07, 2011, 11:35:13 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7056 on: February 07, 2011, 11:51:57 AM »
SHe's late! And lost  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7057 on: February 07, 2011, 11:53:29 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 07, 2011, 11:34:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2011, 10:38:53 AM
Slight change of plan here.  My lathe has arrived it appears to be in pieces. cussing:

The Lady is still not for turning then. . . .

No I shall go ang get steamy with my stripper  instead angel1 but not before I have giggled at this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck3hhWVero4&NR=1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7058 on: February 07, 2011, 11:59:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 11:51:57 AM
SHe's late! And lost  noooo:

What else could possibly go wrong. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7059 on: February 07, 2011, 12:20:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2011, 11:59:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 11:51:57 AM
SHe's late! And lost  noooo:

What else could possibly go wrong. whistle:

From personal experience I would guess that he has told her to meet him at a pub and there will be another pub within a mile or so with the same name  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7060 on: February 07, 2011, 12:37:05 PM »
I am back! To amaze and delight you all!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7061 on: February 07, 2011, 12:38:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 12:37:05 PM
I am back! To amaze and delight you all!  cloud9:

Go on then . . . .    tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7062 on: February 07, 2011, 12:39:44 PM »
I can hardly contain myself  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7063 on: February 07, 2011, 12:42:43 PM »
Wot... now like...? shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7064 on: February 07, 2011, 12:44:30 PM »
Yerse!

Gerrem orf!


Giz all a larf!!!
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