The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh gawd , that's close 

[Nick]

And again on Thursday 

[Snoopy]

It'll be a cat's arse trophy I tells ya!

[Nick]

I seem to be buying Miss D  a voddy on Thursday. Having, with some difficulty    arranged this, she has finally said "Roger" 

[Darwins Selection]

I seem to be buying Miss D  a voddy on Thursday. Having, with some difficulty    arranged this, she has finally said "Roger" 

She is the cabin boy?

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I seem to be buying Miss D  a voddy on Thursday. Having, with some difficulty    arranged this, she has finally said "Roger" 

Ooooh I didn't realise you were buying 

I shall make suitable preparations 

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

I seem to be buying Miss D  a voddy on Thursday. Having, with some difficulty    arranged this, she has finally said "Roger" 

Ooooh I didn't realise you were buying 

I shall make suitable preparations 

Not the empty hot water bottle secreted about your person to take all the drinks he will feel obliged to buy you and that you will then take home to consume at your leisure?

[Miss Demeanour]

I shall fast for at least 2 hours prior to the rendezvous 

It's the most I can manage 

[apc2010]

My landline still gubbed ..............phone company office closes at 1pm ..............I get up mid-day ...

and yes I have paid my bill .............

[Barman]

My landline still gubbed ..............phone company office closes at 1pm ..............I get up mid-day ...

and yes I have paid my bill .............

8000 8080?

[Nick]

I shall fast for at least 2 hours prior to the rendezvous 

It's the most I can manage 

OOh it's on then? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have lots of time to think up excuses before then 

[Barman]

I have lots of time to think up excuses before then 

One of you is bound to be snowed in....