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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7350 on: February 15, 2011, 11:57:05 AM »
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

An announcement is made.All signalling at St Pancras is fooked  cussing:

We stop at Bedford. Everybody ordered off train  cussing: cussing: cussing:

About 400 of us get off.

We are told to get back on again  Banghead

Confusion reigns.
We shall now arrive in London in time for me to be late for my meeting  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7351 on: February 15, 2011, 12:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2011, 11:47:46 AM
Just back - it has been pizeing all day...

Borrowed my mates car while mine is being serviced - flat battery...

Got a jump start and zoomed up the motorway - no petrol...

Got followed home by two horses this morning too...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7352 on: February 15, 2011, 12:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 15, 2011, 12:21:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2011, 11:47:46 AM
Just back - it has been pizeing all day...

Borrowed my mates car while mine is being serviced - flat battery...

Got a jump start and zoomed up the motorway - no petrol...

Got followed home by two horses this morning too...
 rubschin:

From Newbury en-route to the butchers like  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

That was a shocker eh?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7353 on: February 15, 2011, 12:55:12 PM »
I am still de-boning herring and wondering who's bright idea this was. cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7354 on: February 15, 2011, 01:04:23 PM »
I am cleaning my cylinder head - in the kitchen like...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7355 on: February 15, 2011, 01:10:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2011, 01:04:23 PM
I am cleaning my cylinder head - in the kitchen like...  whistle:

Euphemism number 45. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7356 on: February 15, 2011, 01:24:42 PM »
Oh thing's for sure, there's only one thing gonna get blown on LL's return, and that's her top  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7357 on: February 15, 2011, 01:25:57 PM »
Situation normal then  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7358 on: February 15, 2011, 01:29:47 PM »
Wot Snoopy said ^^^^
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7359 on: February 15, 2011, 05:00:23 PM »
And now the bastard train back is late  cussing:

I bumped into that John Prescott earlier. Christ, he is uglier than an ugly thing  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7360 on: February 15, 2011, 05:03:24 PM »
He speaks very highly of you  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7361 on: February 15, 2011, 05:06:34 PM »
Battling the incompetence of local government  Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7362 on: February 15, 2011, 05:09:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7363 on: February 15, 2011, 05:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2011, 05:00:23 PM
And now the bastard train back is late  cussing:


Can you steer clear of the trains on Thursday; I'm supposed to be going up to Brummagem  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7364 on: February 15, 2011, 05:12:32 PM »
I am back to London on Thursday  angel1

Meant to be taking Miss D out for a voddy.

Note to self: go to bank  noooo:
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