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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7440 on: February 17, 2011, 08:19:37 PM »
Very useful.  What time is it in Tokyo?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7441 on: February 17, 2011, 08:22:36 PM »
"Why not stay at another of our chain, we can offer you wall to wall towels in New York, London and Tokyo"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7442 on: February 17, 2011, 08:45:24 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2011, 08:22:36 PM
"Why not stay at another of our chain, we can offer you wall to wall towels in New York, London and Tokyo"

When I was in Lourdes there was a wet room but the shower pointed towards the door.  The carpet in the bedroom was floating before breakfast.   redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7443 on: February 17, 2011, 09:56:26 PM »
Am on first name terms with the Receptionist now so I read the blurb left on the table which says you can have a breakfast to go left outside your door in the morning.  I rang the Receptionist to check the offer but she said I couldn't have that as the portions are too small and I am to go to Restaurant to have the full english.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7444 on: February 17, 2011, 10:08:20 PM »
SHe is trying to fatten you up  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7445 on: February 18, 2011, 08:01:59 AM »
Today I shall be supervising the road marking crew who are to mark out some disabled bays in the village hall car park. F*** knows what time they get up but I have to meet them at 0830 and they are coming from Shrewsbury.
Once that is out of the way I shall prolly get a haircut and then spend the rest of the day, in fact the entire weekend, on paperwork and accounts in readiness for upcoming AGM's.
Oh and I also have to organise some allotments. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7446 on: February 18, 2011, 08:48:01 AM »
A tussle with the DVLA paperwork. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7447 on: February 18, 2011, 08:48:54 AM »
I shall be werking, once I wake up  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7448 on: February 18, 2011, 08:53:57 AM »
Werking all day  sad24:

But then girls night  Party001:

Happy hour Cocktails

Dinner at Belgo's in Covent Garden ( they all like fish and mussells and stuff  sick2: )  and then more drinkies at a little bar we know.

Yeahhhhhhh  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7449 on: February 18, 2011, 08:54:48 AM »
Oooh her head  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7450 on: February 18, 2011, 10:07:47 AM »
Well impressed with Road Markers people ......... Turned up on time, job done in 30 mins.

Haircut must wait as Barber is not open until 10.30

Time now to get on with paper shuffling

Meeting Allotments Officer from County Council later.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7451 on: February 18, 2011, 10:09:31 AM »
Allotments officer  rubschin: - that's a job likely to go surely ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7452 on: February 18, 2011, 10:13:44 AM »
She is also responsible for Cemeteries ..... So long as people keep popping their clogs she would seem to be safe  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7453 on: February 18, 2011, 10:14:35 AM »
She could compost the bodies like
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7454 on: February 18, 2011, 10:15:49 AM »
I suspect she would were it not illegal.
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