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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7455 on: February 18, 2011, 10:32:37 AM »
Bodies make terrible compost (must check that with Miss C) but are good feed for pigs.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7456 on: February 18, 2011, 10:34:51 AM »
Well bodies are a bit, um, meaty (some more than others) but I am sure there are special worms you can get  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7457 on: February 18, 2011, 10:36:14 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7458 on: February 18, 2011, 10:40:16 AM »
Same to you  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7459 on: February 18, 2011, 10:42:46 AM »
Maggots lurve garlic.

A very good reason for avoiding garlic.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7460 on: February 18, 2011, 11:02:30 AM »
I am back like... for a short while....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7461 on: February 18, 2011, 11:03:37 AM »
Good  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7462 on: February 18, 2011, 04:33:24 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7464 on: February 18, 2011, 04:39:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7465 on: February 18, 2011, 04:42:06 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7466 on: February 18, 2011, 04:42:10 PM »
I am going out to get trollied .

Hideously , horrible day with nothing but complaints from arrogant tosspots who think they know feckin everythink and an ombudsmen complaint that is asking for sooooooooo much information on behalf of a complete bastard nutter. She says the stress we has caused her has made her eyes bleed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

However this will all be fine if she gets adequate compensation. Let em bleed is all I have to say  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7467 on: February 18, 2011, 04:43:27 PM »
It's Friday it's allowed and I see that Google has been visiting.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7468 on: February 18, 2011, 04:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 18, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
It's Friday it's allowed and I see that Google has been visiting.

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My googles haven't been visited for ages...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7469 on: February 18, 2011, 04:46:10 PM »
I have visions of a trollied meringue wobbling about later.
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