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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7500 on: February 18, 2011, 07:03:33 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7501 on: February 18, 2011, 07:07:45 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7502 on: February 18, 2011, 07:08:32 PM »
I have just received a text message, an invitation to Clermont Ferrand. 



I always liked that advert.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7503 on: February 18, 2011, 07:10:42 PM »
No reading posts abouts maggots.  sick2:

We got back from going out .... like and my new friend, the Receptionist who came on duty at 3 p.m.,  had had my lugg  stuff moved to another room. My stuff included 2 cases, vanity case, laptop wheeled bag, rucksack, carrier bag, tote bag, make up bag, wash bag, box of chocolates and various items left out.  

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7504 on: February 18, 2011, 07:12:42 PM »
I have just received a text message, an invitation to Clermont Ferrand. 



I always liked that advert.   cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7505 on: February 18, 2011, 07:15:27 PM »
I went on a football trip once with all my stuff in a carrier bag. Toothbrush in the top pocket of my denim jacket.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7506 on: February 18, 2011, 07:18:20 PM »
I have just received a text message, an invitation to Clermont Ferrand. 



I always liked that advert.   cloud9:

Bollocks, Darwin beat me to it   lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7507 on: February 18, 2011, 07:22:38 PM »
I went to Greece once for a beach holiday. Had a mahoosive bonfire of all my stuff (including tent) and then went off to get the plane in what I stood up in. That is the way to do it  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7508 on: February 18, 2011, 07:22:58 PM »
I have just received a text message, an invitation to Clermont Ferrand. 



I always liked that advert.   cloud9:

Bollocks, Darwin beat me to it   lol:

He always beats me to it...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7509 on: February 18, 2011, 07:26:10 PM »
Everyone beats you to it. Even slugs beat you to it  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7510 on: February 18, 2011, 07:38:41 PM »
Everyone beats you to it. Even slugs beat you to it  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7511 on: February 18, 2011, 07:45:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7512 on: February 18, 2011, 07:46:32 PM »
Woe is me...  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7513 on: February 18, 2011, 08:08:26 PM »
Everyone beats you to it. Even slugs beat you to it  noooo:

We could have slug races like. Sort of Slugopoly.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7514 on: February 18, 2011, 08:09:48 PM »
Everyone beats you to it. Even slugs beat you to it  noooo:

We could have slug races like. Sort of Slugopoly.

SlugOpolyTM you say...?  rubschin:
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