Once my puncture has been reported I shall be heading off to Shropshire ...
It would appear that they sent Britain's only brain donor
He'd pulled up and made a start, I didn't know this until he fired up the air compressor and the dog started barking. I went out to say hello and said do you want me to park it in the barn where it's dry. "No, it's OK, I don't mind working in the rain". "Fair enough, if you're sure" said I, "And by the way, you've jacked up the nearside, the puncture is on the offside rear"
![doh:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/doh.gif)
Now that he's gone, I shall check the wheel nuts before heading off out
![noooo:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/no.gif)