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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7620 on: February 20, 2011, 06:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2011, 06:20:24 PM
Why would she need two?  rubschin:

Numbskull...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7621 on: February 20, 2011, 06:22:22 PM »
Compasses are like trousers; they come in pairs  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7622 on: February 20, 2011, 06:22:59 PM »
 rubschin:






So I don't win then  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7623 on: February 20, 2011, 06:23:35 PM »
So why are pants in pairs but bras not?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7624 on: February 20, 2011, 06:23:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2011, 06:22:59 PM
rubschin:






So I don't win then  sad24:

Epic fail!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7625 on: February 20, 2011, 06:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2011, 06:23:35 PM
So why are pants in pairs but bras not?  rubschin:

You're the bloody English Scholar ... You tell us.



Personally I suspect it has something to do with being able to fit two legs in one pants leg but two tits in one cup......  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7626 on: February 20, 2011, 06:29:21 PM »
Ok so where did I put the phone charger!  Or should I use the one in the car and drive about a bit?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7627 on: February 20, 2011, 06:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 20, 2011, 06:29:21 PM
Ok so where did I put the phone charger!  Or should I use the one in the car and drive about a bit?  ::)

Just put the car up on a jack like, start the engine... put it in gear and go to bed... job done!  happy088
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7628 on: February 20, 2011, 06:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 20, 2011, 06:29:21 PM
Ok so where did I put the phone charger!  Or should I use the one in the car and drive about a bit?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7629 on: February 20, 2011, 06:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2011, 06:26:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2011, 06:23:35 PM
So why are pants in pairs but bras not?  rubschin:

You're the bloody English Scholar ... You tell us.



Personally I suspect it has something to do with being able to fit two legs in one pants leg but two tits in one cup......  noooo:

But what if you only have one leg? I wonder if they make a special pant for one legged people  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7630 on: February 20, 2011, 06:33:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2011, 06:32:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2011, 06:26:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2011, 06:23:35 PM
So why are pants in pairs but bras not?  rubschin:

You're the bloody English Scholar ... You tell us.



Personally I suspect it has something to do with being able to fit two legs in one pants leg but two tits in one cup......  noooo:

But what if you only have one leg? I wonder if they make a special pant for one legged people  rubschin:

 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7631 on: February 20, 2011, 06:34:15 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 20, 2011, 06:29:21 PM
Ok so where did I put the phone charger!  Or should I use the one in the car and drive about a bit?  ::)

Just the one charger?  At sister's house over the weekend the kitchen was flowing with device chargers, phones, laptops, iPads, ... I found one trailing over an Apple Crumble  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7632 on: February 20, 2011, 06:34:23 PM »
I am watching Shelia Hancock on the box. Have always thought her a very attractive woman but tonight she looks like Jack Nicholson playing The Joker it's all in the mouth.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7633 on: February 20, 2011, 06:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2011, 06:32:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2011, 06:26:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2011, 06:23:35 PM
So why are pants in pairs but bras not?  rubschin:

You're the bloody English Scholar ... You tell us.



Personally I suspect it has something to do with being able to fit two legs in one pants leg but two tits in one cup......  noooo:

But what if you only have one leg? I wonder if they make a special pant for one legged people  rubschin:

It's called a skirt!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7634 on: February 20, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 06:34:23 PM
I am watching Shelia Hancock on the box. Have always thought her a very attractive woman but tonight she looks like Jack Nicholson playing The Joker it's all in the mouth.  scared2:


Have you read her book about her life with John Thaw and the one about her life since his death? Very moving.
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